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Maggie

@bodicegoddess

Discovery+ in the streets, HBO Max in the sheets Thought I was an insufferable SJW before? Now I'm somebody's mother.

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The best thing about seeing Raph Chestang in an episode of #ThePitt is that feeling of "I knew him when..."
The worst thing is that feeling of "oh god he's Made It, there's no way he'll have time for @dropout.tv shenanigans any more"
It's conflict, yes, but overall? Pride.

27.02.2026 20:00 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Also reached last week's episode again and goddamn is Robby a gossipy bitch, i love him #thepitt

27.02.2026 04:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is now a #ThePitt Stan account because i need to post my feelings SOMEWHERE.
DIGBY 😭

27.02.2026 04:52 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Dropout SuperFans After Dark

19.02.2026 03:38 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was admiring @inwadiwe.bsky.social's legs

19.02.2026 03:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh Amy, no.

11.02.2026 14:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's gotten so much worse since they went full tilt into AI and fired half their staff... Just absolute clown shoes. Turning off notifications helps but damn

11.02.2026 14:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My old cat did that! I tried to record it once and the automatic captions said "bird song" πŸ₯°

08.02.2026 19:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Look we were close enough to Appalachia that no one can say anything to convince me that that wasn't a demon

07.02.2026 06:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

ICE detained multiple kids (all under the age of 10!) in the last week alone. Still kidnapping people based solely on the way they look. Still arresting parents at school pick up.

Nothing has changed in Minnesota. Nice words from the Admin won’t change that. ICE leaving will.

03.02.2026 21:42 πŸ‘ 2418 πŸ” 866 πŸ’¬ 61 πŸ“Œ 24

Sausage with a Chance of Meatballs

30.01.2026 02:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

About damn time they return to the convenience of the Target/Home Depot parking lot 🫠

28.01.2026 03:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Did i ever tell you my dad was one of them? I have a vivid memory of being 7 years old and washing grease paint off my face in my laundry room with dog shampoo. Hated it.
Smearing is happening less and less - now they tend to carry spare grease paint for folks who want it

27.01.2026 05:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Until every taqueria is open and partying without fear of ICE, I'm not letting off the gas

27.01.2026 01:19 πŸ‘ 1238 πŸ” 244 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 8

I JUST WANT TO HAVE MY ONE-YEAR-OLD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY WITHOUT HEARING ABOUT ANOTHER FUCKING 🧊 MURDER
IS THAT TOO MUCH TO GODDAMN ASK

24.01.2026 16:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What are you using for a camera? I assume not Ring because Ring is Amazon and Amazon loves the taste of boot leather

14.01.2026 15:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I give him credit for having the decency to look exhausted with his own empty horseshit

14.01.2026 06:06 πŸ‘ 1785 πŸ” 190 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 2

When it happened to me? Schadenfreude fit.

31.12.2025 08:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

GUTTED BOAT omg
I wish i could add sound files here because you bet your ass i recorded it

14.12.2025 06:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sounds like how i spent Thanksgiving night: (not) sleeping on my couch with a cold while my baby slept on me, snoring like a gutted boat while i woke up every 5 minutes to make sure he remembered to open his mouth to breathe

14.12.2025 06:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes the paycheck isn't worth taking, my dude

11.12.2025 19:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh good, now we REALLY don't have to watch Love Actually this year

11.12.2025 19:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The inside of a fireplace with fake logs and obvious recent spider plant cuttings, complete with snap trap

The inside of a fireplace with fake logs and obvious recent spider plant cuttings, complete with snap trap

I FOUND ITS HOUSE

03.12.2025 16:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Second exterminator visit was today. Baits in the basement? Obliterated. Baits in the living room? Nothing. Just caught the mouse eating crumbs off the high chair cushion. Parker's gonna need to deal with an uncomfortable butt until the war is over i guess

03.12.2025 05:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We have a 10-month-old. There's Cheerios everywhere. 🫠

02.12.2025 06:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Today I think I figured out how it breached the relative containment of our basement, but I still have no clue how we're going to catch this thing short of hiring a mouser.

02.12.2025 06:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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An exterminator put bait out a week ago but as the war continues, this fucker has broken from his midnight wanderings pattern to coming out and flitting about our living room Sunday afternoon when i was on my couch with a sleeping baby

02.12.2025 06:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Then he got to the plants in their safe spot in the bathroom by climbing the shower curtain. The curtain is now in the shower, and all plants are relocated for their safety.

02.12.2025 06:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It started with seeing him climbing my drapes to get to my plants, which he dug up and ate the leaves off of. So i moved them and lifted the drapes.

02.12.2025 06:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Since the 20th of November, I have been at war.
We have a mouse that has infiltrated the main floor of our house and is slowly driving me insane.

02.12.2025 06:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0