Girl, LET oil prices soar. Let AI companies find out they can be blacklisted. Let TSA wait times hit 4 hours. I don’t give A FUCK!
The only reason shit never changes is because not enough avg Americans get hit with the consequences. Any kind of wake up call to the general public works for me.
My planned date nights look nice hotel rooms and vintage TMNT board games.
Having a golden retriever bf sounds good in theory but yall don’t understand how literal it is. Why did he just follow an entire family he doesn’t know instead of me at the zoo? Like a damn lost dog 😭
Art market went swell but now I’m ready for fast food and a horror flick. 📺
Omw to the skanky gay art market to sell my skanky gay wares.
Fixing myself up because the bf just landed in town.
I know it’s covered in tiers of filth, but the smell of wet concrete and metal 👌🏼
Chicago specific scent that oddly isn’t wholly disgusting: Powerwashed Subway Platform.
“What is that? Is that gospel rock?” - My new GM, who is a very faith based man.
“Yes, but not in the way you’re thinking…” - Me, turning down my GHOST playlist.
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Chicago - come snag some erotic art this Saturday afternoon/eve at @jackhammerchicago.bsky.social for @dandyland.bsky.social’s Pink Party! 🐷 (full deets below)
Bf coming into town this weekend. Can’t wait to be bossy and mean and make fun of him because he gets motion sick on our trains. 🤭
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Swan ate my twunk!! 😭
Gladys Leeman ass themes, every year.
I peed here 3x btw.
The Charlie’s piss kink lighting kinda slaps.
Taking another 6 hours to file a report because someone asked for it this morning before it was due.
Tea? Ok Mrs Nesbit. Energy drinks? I just know your insides are ruined.
I will NEVER trust a “I don’t drink coffee” ass bitch!
Letterboxd watchlist under 695 for the first time in years. I am unstoppable.
Speaking of work, we shouldn’t have to file month end reports if we’re actively at war with more than two nations (especially if one of the nations is our own). 😑
Never not thinking about business casual Casey Jones. 💼🏒
Analog collage featuring legendary creatures and images, in mineral tones, centered around a portrait of Paul Mescal.
I made this. 🧚🏽♂️
Watched The Wicker Man for the first time today and I am changed. 🍏 What a phenomenal, captivating film.
They’d never admit it, but the children crave an algorithm that draws constant attention to their account like Twitter did.
Lamb lentil shepherds pie.
:chefshandjob: 👌🏼
The gag is, I’m actually a really good cook, but I hate doing it. I hate the prep work, the process, the cleaning. But my meals are usually fire and so I’ve been forcing myself to cook more at home. 👨🍳 Anyway, lamb lentil shepherds pie in the oven. 🥧
I truly wish I could be a scary video game guy, but I have no chill. The controller is flying out of the hand at every jump scare. How I played through Last of Us 2 is beyond me.
