Ouranocracy

the conservative mind yearns for regimented daily routine with the promise of yard time and I think we should oblige by imprisoning them

he's literally just Senator Bloodfeast

Reminder that northern canada is extremely desolate but also filled with genuinely absurd fantasy terrain

Kind of funny that Jabba being a former gearhead bloodsport guy who got too into crypto makes him the most realistic character in the whole universe

the cheapest and most abundant and utile political resource for the american ruling class is muslim life. this has been true my entire life. you can never go wrong slaughtering muslims

A mustachioed Dutchman with his head craned back preparing to swallow an onion-dotted soused herring whole like a pelican

I regret to inform you

I'm dood

do they just hawk this back into their gullet like a pelican or

Woman on the phone: "Greece is sending ships to Cyprus to defend it against Persian attacks" Guy looking at the calendar from "...ber 2020" to 499 BC

@yungdreyfusard.bsky.social
@dov.bsky.social
@pymundgenealogy.bsky.social
@rimidar.bsky.social
@marbleliberal.bsky.social

protestants invented sola scriptura and then never read the scriptura

been regressing into some old habits lately which isn't great- but I've have had peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for lunch for a few days and am happy to report that it is still a GOATed treat.

Let’s talk about Graham Platner’s Big Lie, finally. In 2009, at the height of the Gulf War, the Marines barred him from active duty. Platner claims it was his forearm tattoos. But his one forbidden tattoo was the Nazi symbol on his chest. He knew - and he left the Marines rather than give it up. 1/

As I understand it if I let my child starve to death, I stand to get in a lot of trouble. Not sure why this wouldn’t apply to vaccines and other illnesses you might choose not to treat.

Do you taste metal?

Evening views of Bamburgh beach and castle from across the rocks. Partially cloudy sky gave some muted sunlight colours in the clouds

Evening stroll and dog walk at Bamburgh Beach, Northumberland. Started off relatively cloudy but the clouds started to break up a little aand give some lovely soft light in the sky across the beach and rocks. A worthwhile wander.

#Northumberland
#sunset
#uk
#evening
#Castle

From my archives for #SCAPE day.

I got to travel to Iceland for the first time in 2021 right after vaccinations were available. The national parks were very empty. This is a fall morning in #Thingevellir National Park. #UNESCO world Heritage site.

#Photography #OMSystem #EastCoastKin #Iceland

Both say meow but the accent is very different

‘Ship’s Queer’ being like a ship’s cat is really funny

Hate it when someone chops my arm off as I reach the top of the siege ladder. Ok I guess I’ll just tumble screaming into the throng of attackers below ?

stream chat informed me of this new incredible wojak

perennial surrealmemes favorite

I knew a girl who legitimately thought that China was a place somewhere in the middle of the US where they made lots of stuff but she was like 11 at the time

I dunno, people were using the exact same phrase about tariffpocalypse and I’ve been zonked out on nothing-ever-happens juice since then. Would be cool if gravity turned out to be real again though

I will not doubt Suetonius. I will not doubt the Historia Augusta. I will not doubt Procopius. I will not

Noem did the one unforgivable thing: She embarrassed him and made him look bad. She's been on the bubble ever since Bovino got tossed.
What happened in MN was a tragedy and obscene. But now - you're seeing consequences. That's good. Take the W.

every time, they can't help it