This lake is bee you ti ful

25 for me too and I am old lmao

your crazy ass stupid post just fucked up the whole world . hope it was worth the likes. hope youre enjoying the clicks

They were pretty good

Story of my life

I want one but I don't want to pay more than 5k for it including shipping 🤷‍♂️

some of you have never headed down the atlanta highway looking for the love getaway and it shows

“The real power in America is held by a fast-emerging new Oligarchy of pimps and preachers who see no need for Democracy or fairness or even trees, except maybe the ones in their own yards, and they don't mind admitting it. They worship money and power and death.”

—Hunter S. Thompson

interviewer: can I get your references?

me: *sighing* probably not; nobody else does

Computer not fun anymore

The remote work debate was funny because it forced the question "Is a job something valuable you do or is it a place you go to be watched like daycare" and the answer for a lot of them was yeah it's the daycare thing now come on inside recess is over

I admit I did not have "OpenAI gets Temu'd" as a pale horse but if this is what does it, lol

Rip David lynch

we never did figure out how babby was formed, did we? how girl get pragnent? 😔

Shot through the heart
And you're to blame
Darlin’ you give amateur archery league a bad name

ketchup is a type of gravy

"You're not part of the turbo team!" - St. Peter, probably

Be a quaint café in a world full of Starbucks.

She responds to "hush" as well. Much more pleasant to say

encores are such a funny concept. imagine working any other job and at the end of your shift a bunch of customers started clapping at you to make you flip like five more burgers

a karen from reddit said the shen yun app is rated t for teen. pleased to report its rated e for everyone & offers 5000yrs of history reborn

Two guys standing in front of a barn with the tagline "We're REAL CHEESE people"

Has science gone too far?

Away! In a Manger

Spotify Wrapped data is bull shit this year

Pretty messed up that I didn't even get to fuck around but I still have to find out.

I hope one day to live in unremarkable, calm, precedented times

licking my finger and thoughtfully holding it out to the wind. doing it again. air tastes so good today

"I'm still punk," I wince as I turn the heating pad on my back to high.