Jacob Marley's Chain

People talk too much about the 25th amendment and too little about 5150.

With Drew, I think it was mostly about money. Adam always used to grumble about Drew missing the show because someone dropped two nickels clear across the country lol

Before my time, though I remember them mentioning him.

Adam had an underlying sense of grievance that made him ripe for Trumpism. Jimmy Kimmel probably went the other way because he lacked that simmering resentment. My guess is that drifting right dialed up Adam's racism, and dialed down his humor

The Loveline to rightwing nuttery path is a fairly straight one, but it's disappointing nonetheless.

Were they all strippers?

Now he's stealing the We Rate Dogs guy's bit.

There's only a silver lining if you bought silver (or gold)

altered shot from Starship Troopers: Would you like to know less?

Harris was vulnerable to the attack because rather than answering it, she ignored it.

Couldn't possibly be large enough to fix that grille.

Just reading the words "Spy Hunter" starts the Peter Gunn theme in my head.

My first vote! Good guy, but wasn't entirely telling the truth about his health.

As you know, once a crisis put oil above a certain number, it stays there forever.

Not water.

He's a walking numbers station. Let me get my one-time pad.

More likely: the midterms won't hinge on Iran and will be much more about how people feel about their grocery bill.

Answering my own question, it seems to be led by memory stocks that were overvalued coming down to earth.

Why is Korea nosediving when other markets are merely down?

I followed him years ago. Unfollowed when he became an early booster of MTG

"It's not... because of tariffs!!" Tim Cook says while sweating profusely.

Someone tell Bondi the Dow's falling to $48,000

Nixon ended up talking to the presidential portraits. Trump's five approval points away from seeking solace from his statues of the founders.

And then when it happened, it killed the show. Giving the audience what they most want is a death knell.

See also:
Twin Peaks, solving the Laura Palmer mystery
The Mandalorian, getting Grogu to the Jedi

I know! He's also a literal tankie when it comes to the Tiananmen Square massacre. Bummer because I really liked "Sorry to Bother You"

The most galaxy-brained take I remember is Boots Riley dismissing the idea of voting for Biden because KBJ is a sure vote against abortion rights (??)

I'm not huge on musicals, but it's very good, I have to admit

Tbh that's not as bad as I was expecting

That’s right! Iirc that one includes an added Scrooge & Marley in Hell scene

Truly ingenious wordplay.

I thought in this case he was referring to Iranians who left after the revolution. "If the regime does fail, they have to go back" or some such nonsense.