Luis (Louie) G. Rendon

Penelope Cruz and Salma Hayek sharing a tied up Steve Zahn in Bandidas is ultimate horny cinema

Talking to a third generation Mexican American boomer in Texas truly is such a crazy experience

Forgot to mention I was lamenting my lube situation (boston doesn’t really have sex shops, couldn’t buy anything in Florida because TSA, etc) and an Italian man out of nowhere says “in Italy we make our own, olive oil and love, all you need, you Americans love plastic!”

They’re playing Gracie Abrams at the gay sex shop in Wilton Manner, I’d expect nothing less

A 51 year old gay man who works in the beauty industry 😗👌🏼 just perfect

The capezios are OUT in Tampa tonight

The modern basic bitch drag classic that will always tear down the house is Burnin Up by Jesse J I don’t make the rules

Tampa airport continues to be the chilliest/quietest airport I’ve ever been to

Sending risky messages to a boy and his man and it worked 😎

Good times talking Waiting for Guffman with @shhhitsgavin.bsky.social and @lrendon.bsky.social

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Unexpectedly annoying hookup culture thing about Boston is when boys ask you where they should park. I’m so sorry, but I simply do not know where you guys should be putting your cars in this godforsaken town.

An older man went up to the guy running this very Italian ass restaurant cafe bar spot in the north end and said “it’s really warm in here.” Without missing a beat the dude responds “then take off your jacket” and I’ve just never seen a more dom top exchange in my life

Good morning it’s 2 degrees and I’m outside, take me now

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I’ve never been the guy who says “the edible isn’t working.” I’m always the guy where the edible is working too well. Where the edible has beat me up, taken me hostage, and wont let me go.

We’re gonna make it 😤

I went to bed at 10:30 and now I’m awake at 4 am 🙃

A guy last night invited me for gay guy music video night and I truly think it’s the happiest I’ve been since moving to Boston.

I waited for my bus in the 5 degree weather for 9 minutes to begin my hour long journey for a date in the city. Bus arrived, I got on, and checked my phone. Date has an emergency, has to cancel. I got off at the next stop, picked up some boba, came home and I think this all worked out great.

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And we’re not saying it enough!

I used to be so super cool

Will report back when I get oats to go with my accoutrements

I told myself I should get into overnight oats so I went to the store, bought all these nuts and milk and fruits and shit. Got home and I did in fact not buy any oats 🙃

lol can’t help myself

CHAOS

They moved two more times smh