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I keep seeing some of the dumbest shit and just, that is not true. why is their media illiteracy my problem.

man was I watching the same shows as these people

i am absolutely losing it, i think it’s great that people are asking for help and also hilarious when people are like how did you make it this far without (life skill nobody taught this poor soul)

chrisalt87 • 1h Im getting real sick of this. Every time something about swamp ass, washing your ass, wiping your ass, bidets etc comes up i mute the sub reddit so I don't have to see it. Then a new sub reddit with another user asking a similar stupid question will pop up. Its like a never ending game of ass whack a mole... Jfc... can all you people on reddit talk solely about having a clean ass... what needs explaining?? Were none of you told how to keep clean as children??

i got a recommended post from r/hygienetips and this dude has mcfuckin had it with people wanting advice on keeping their butts clean

espn decided this was an urgent matter they should push to the Home Screen of your phone asap instead of the inane ramblings of an elderly fascist with soggy cardboard for brains

just feels very Normal hearing kids outside playing and power tools and neighborhood activity vs not hearing much of anything on account of being iced in

i know it’s temporary for now but man, nothing beats open window days

lmao my kid got to have an extended outside recess due to it finally being warm outside and he is still dialed to 11

category five meltdown as a toddler because he was turning the doorknob to his room the wrong way.

“are you the same irl as you are online” always makes the rounds and my answer was, is, and always will be online is where i say the things that i could not possibly say irl for various reasons. such as laughing at a meme of miss piggy demanding a pint of that green nut.

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museum of mass fash grave imo

people just want to be able to afford food/gas/etc and make their time on this rock less miserable but here comes this dipshit, not content with everything he has so he has to be a more grotesque sheriff of nottingham

this dude wants nothing more than to be remembered as some sort of pharaoh and i think he should occupy an overgrown spot in the weeds like the ex on the most charitable read

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if you don’t want a long war to tank the economy my expert advice as a person with half a brain is to not start a war to begin with

every day is like being back in Norman. sitting at the Library with other frazzled historian pals, making a wry “what’s the dumbest thing you can think of?” game except now it all comes true and your pals are scattered across the globe.

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the fun part of the EU was that you didn’t have to eat the slop if you didn’t want to, you could just watch the movies. it didn’t affect anything. but here comes capitalism to ruin all of it for everyone at all times because there is money to be made from nerds

i’m saying this in all honesty as someone who ate up every bit of EU slop in the 90s and said give me more

we don’t need any more star wars slop, man. not every fringe character needs a whole ass cinematic universe to exploit for cash. you’re making everyone hate a thing that used to bring joy

bought a perimenopause supplement called “fan club” because it made me laugh and then i had to go stand in front of a fan.

i am taking a day off at some point in the near future god damn it

my kid turned 8 and got the thing he wanted most for his birthday, that joy is even better from the other side

it’s the prettiest day of the year so far and i kinda want to walk to the catholic church fish fry tonight so a) we all go on a walk and b) i don’t have to play the “what’s for dinner” game

i’m not robbing the bank, i just want more money

forcibly take the funds from a big wet billionaire in office then? sounds like a Them Problem

disgusting, I’m glad you found better care for the kids and they’re similarly good on vaccines

that’s how ours is too, it’s in 5 different places on the website, on every form, etc. I love them