Nicola
09.03.2026 07:56
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Nicola
SNOOKIIIIIIII @mileyswallow.bsky.social
You’re so right I’m just dumb
Are you posting this from Queen
Me, at any moment of the day that I can:
“My wife-“
I care tho :(
Do you think the tamale guy recognizes me and is surprised in all of the different bars we’ve seen each other in
Oop!
just shaped like an apology
GTL
I went to high school with the new voice actor for Morty 🧐
Had some rando at Lobo tell me
“I love your beard!”
I was confused and said, “I don’t have a beard, just a mustache and ‘goatee’”
Then he said,
“Sorry, what I meant was I love your spouse”
?!?!?!?! 😭😭😭😠😩
This is about me isn’t it
Survivor at Pizza Lobo remains THEE place to be on Wednesday nights!!
And next week we’re back to a normal 90 minute episode 😍
Hope to see yall tomorrow!! I got some new board games :)
My social is right there!! What’re they gonna keep it for, to jerk to it later?! Weirdos
So many people took videos and pics of me at bad bunny brunch and I’ve only been tagged in like 4 lol
Posters up for Kick Back on Tuesday the 24th! :)
survivor back at pizza lobo next week... we're saved
@will-b-rupert.bsky.social
Tbe fjn thing about this is that the skeet was inspired by texts I was sending and I genuinely didn’t mean to misspell autocorrect it just happened perfectly
About 2 weeks ago maintenance was hammering away BELOW my bedroom at a prompt 6am for 2 days straight so that was Really Cool
Just want to add some context with
1. I’ve had a terribly busy weekend and Ramona and I are both nightlife/industry people
2. They’re weird and the wife can’t look us in the eyes when they talk to us
3. They made this request of us a month ago
Is 10am too early to start vacuuming? Asking to know if I can ~ kindly ask ~ our upstairs neighbors to never do that again
Should I turn my sutovorrect back on
Anyone wearing any form of jacket today is WEAK
Thank you :)
Shorts Time
It’s Shorts Time
Precum? Honey, this is Chicago... we call it Edgewater 🙄
