We supposed to celebrate US by *checks notes* YOU going with someone else? 🤔
Call the coroner….
07.03.2026 01:20
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I avoid any man who tells me they’re looking for a woman to follow them or for a “submissive” woman. To me, if you have to verbally command a woman to do that, you don’t have the juice 🤷🏽♀️
07.03.2026 01:16
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I will absolutely not talk if I have nothing to say. And that can be for DAYS!
07.03.2026 01:12
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She ate, I fear.
06.03.2026 17:52
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Thank you for this idea!!
06.03.2026 17:38
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This! Because why would you not want to come lay your head on my bosoms? It’ll make your day so much better!!
06.03.2026 17:37
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Tell your stomach to get it together so you can enjoy the finer things in life lol
06.03.2026 14:27
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Always! Cake batter too!!
06.03.2026 14:22
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Blue hoodie is my default face if no one is talking to me at the moment lol
06.03.2026 14:21
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And then she threw it at him like he was a shortstop?!?! Where’s the dignity??
06.03.2026 01:56
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Delusion. They want to be the one that’s “different”. TUH!! He’s gonna say “hold my beer!”
06.03.2026 01:54
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Not here. But I had one on Twitter. His girl DM’d me like I was fuckin him. No he just furnished my apartment because I showed him some attention 🤗 I live in Indiana sweetie. Yall live in NY and I’ve never been there. Ya man’s a trick 🤷🏽♀️
06.03.2026 01:53
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My kind of carrying on!
06.03.2026 01:50
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The ones that are already cheating on their wives 👀
06.03.2026 01:48
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He’s so full of shit!
06.03.2026 01:24
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Me when comes up for air before I’m done:
06.03.2026 01:24
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I made it to the gym today for the first time in months! Needless to say I am SORE!!
06.03.2026 01:23
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OK you’re gonna have to move out the way so I can get a plate then thanks 🤗
06.03.2026 01:22
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This is the greatest “That Shit Never Happened” story ever!!!
06.03.2026 01:20
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I do not. HOWEVER…. If they added group DMs on here, possibly 🤭🤭🤭
05.03.2026 19:28
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Sometimes I hate how good I am at recognizing patterns….
05.03.2026 18:27
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😆😆😆 GO AWAY!!!
05.03.2026 18:20
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😆😆😆
05.03.2026 18:19
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Then we are agreed 🫱🏽🫲🏾 men should understand our plight as well lol
05.03.2026 17:45
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🙄😒
05.03.2026 17:44
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🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️
05.03.2026 17:36
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Delusion
05.03.2026 17:25
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😒😒😒 sick of the hypocrisy
05.03.2026 17:24
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SIRRRRR?!?!
05.03.2026 17:23
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