MF

I have to remember to not do anything to my oven clock because I never turned that shit back in the first place

Long live the Drive-in. Let's hope for Halloween III

The Buffalo Sabres coach? Ew

The man had a full successful career but when I hear his name, my brain goes right to "First name: Peabo"
From Letterman after a ball bounced off Canseco's head and over the wall

Daines will go down in history as of those senators who's like a remember-some-guys

lol at Dan Crenshaw losing
[looks into the other guy]
Ah,

Ginger Snap, a Syrian hamster with fur the color of ginger snap cookies, upturned ears, black button eyes, white whiskers, and a pink nose. She is standing not far from her water bottle and looking intently at her photographer. She is, as always, the most delightful tiny being.

do not forget in these difficult and challenging times that Ginger Snap loves you and wishes for you sweet dreams and restful slumbers.

Damn, Stewie killed it out there. Unrivaled really is an exciting league. W+NBA better switch over to the Elam ending

Iron Butt.

Dude looks like a Dick Tracy villain

Screenshot of text: First, it’s a mistake to say that Trump got America into war on Saturday. What he did was respond to a war that Iran has been waging against the United States since 1979.

Cool hey did anything happen *before* 1979 between the United States and Iran

Cheers to your birthday 🥂

The MSNBC weekend crew didn't challenge that but, to be fair, they were busy challenging a lot of the other bullshit. And there was a lot of bullshit

Anna Paulina Lula just claimed that buildings destroyed in Iran were not from US bombing. Rather from a "kill switch" by the regime.

The kid is testifying about orphan drugs before Congress and he made a senator tear up lol

This is one of two episodes written by Jack's brother Maurice Klugman

Can't sleep, watching Quincy. This one is the Tourette's syndrome episode. The title is "Seldom Silent, Never Heard." It's the highest rated episode on imdb with an 8.3

Neil Sedaka had some great hits and was responsible for "Kimberly, you are ear delicious" dominating the 2003 zeitgeist

[Lights camera Jackson ass post] See who deserves Oscar glory!

Hulu schedule says It Was Just An Accident and The Secret Agent premiere on Mar 1. I saw Accident, which is great and relevant. Secret Agent is supposed to be both :)

Found an answer on the everything app

I just love current events

Found this purple husky lol

I did a search for "purple" and "maroon" and no answers. Should I try "husky"?

Someone please throw a fucking shoe at him

[cartoon goose chasing him] Massive tax cuts for whom?

So he's taking credit for 1 kid surviving when dozens of children literally died from his administration's negligence

Watching the early episodes of Paradise s2. President Marsden has the absolute worst taste in music. Somehow it's all even worse shit than Lee Greenwood

I thought it was about meeting Chelsea Peretti's family