Amber Flannery Field (tour guide, dipshit)

The only likable thing about Kristi Noem is that she kills dogs

Telling Jesus he'll never make it if he keeps being so hostile to wealth. Advising him to moderate his message to appeal to the Galilee suburbs

I hope this email finds you well, I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us

we only listen to victims when they ask for more punishment, incarceration vengeance.

if this woman was asking for veteran support, or the end of imperialism she would never be given a mic

They told me if I voted for Kamala the US would continue to be involved in foreign wars, and they were right!

"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school

Good news: Chomsky is cancelled, you no longer have to manufacture consent

do people who stream video games play like shit on purpose to drive me insane what the hell

INTERVIEWER: Can you explain this absence?
JESUS: That's when I carried you.

I understand the instinct to donate to orgs that are helping trans folks flee red states but let's not forget about the orgs that are still fighting for trans folks in red states.

Fifth Amendment means vampires can't come into my house without being invited read the constitution.

I transitioned on the road as a student tour director and I was in a hotel lobby while some of my students were on the couch watching the news about that trans swimmer or whatever

It was just a really surreal moment, I think the stakes of what I was in was starting to sink in

From Umberto Eco's 'Ur Fascism'

"I had also learned that freedom of speech means freedom from rhetoric."

I think Sarah McBride should go to the the State of the Union and call Trump 'faggot'

self defense books are worthless; I keep tossing them at the head of my head attackers and they never slow down

Jesse Singal is the most trans woman-ass name

My YouTube videos before I transition did well on Reddit, the type of people who would be on Reddit before 2020.

and then I did my coming out video and a lot of subscribers were like 😡😡😡😡

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named myself after Flannery O'Connor because she's who I always imagined my biological mother was,

but also because she's a racist and It's a reminder to myself that no insight can outpace the bullet of racism.

Selling a mattress on craigslist, wanting people to know it's not gross, writing "Did not have sex on mattress" then worrying they'll think I'm a loser and changing it to "Had a lot of sex on mattress"

you’ll need a vigorous and active congress passing legislation, both to flood the zone and to weaken the court’s political position. overturning legislation is a different political prospect than invalidating executive action

it’s time for a total and complete shutdown of congressional metaphors until we can figure out what the hell is going on

(Wait) Oh yes, wait a minute, Mister Policeman
(Wait) Wai-hey-hey-hey-it, Mister Policeman
(You could had saved her, look and see) Whoa yeah
(I gave you all the clues, straight from me) Please, please, Mister Po-licee-man

anyway time for me to re-up my view that when you make claims like that as a journalist you should be able to answer the simple question “who said this and why do they matter?”

Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man about Phish and he won’t shut up about Phish.

I feel like guys like those either have kids and their politics sober up/flatten, or their politics become like that hall of mirrors thing that AI does where it repeats itself into incomprehensibility

ah

the entire structure of the current anti-ice resistance movement is built in the footprint of decades of interfaith efforts. You see a group of people protecting immigrants, you're going to see somebody with a collar.

Look up the Sanctuary Movement

The more I think about the DC press slagging AOC for a lack of FP depth while Donald Trump is President, twice, is making me angry enough to explode. The fuck is wrong with the journalists that they're like this

Honestly the most predictable thing. It was kinda wild for a moment everyone assumed there wouldn't be massive buyer's remorse