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paramedic. writer. cosplayer. wifegirl. (36yo, she/her) en/esp/ko in the dark times / will there also be singing?

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/VANDAL / GLITCH //
"ESCAPE WILL MAKE ME GOD"

#Marathon #MarathonTakeover #MarathonArt #marathonfanart

05.03.2026 18:42 πŸ‘ 86 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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Grace Ashcroft gets an unexpected call from within the FBI

Original by @natclayton.bsky.social

09.03.2026 13:39 πŸ‘ 94 πŸ” 45 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

β€œtaxation is theft” the trump voter says they gritted teeth as they pay $6/gal and pay for their weekly groceries with a pay in 4 plan while ignoring their persistent chest pain because their employer insurance doesn’t actually cover anything

09.03.2026 17:36 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i will happily pay more in taxes to live in a society that is not explicitly hostile to its own population. maybe that’s just me, but i wager it’s not.

09.03.2026 17:32 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
lisa frank surer girl, chilling with a dolphin and a chihuahua

Yes, the horrors are indescribable, but you've got to serve

lisa frank surer girl, chilling with a dolphin and a chihuahua Yes, the horrors are indescribable, but you've got to serve

posting in 2026 for some reason

09.03.2026 17:30 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Illustration of Birdo from Super Mario Brothers

Illustration of Birdo from Super Mario Brothers

"We didn't have trans rep back in the 80s when I was a kid."

Wow, way to disrespect our queen.

09.03.2026 16:41 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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AGENT ASHCROFT? WELL HOW THE HELL ARE YOU? UMBRELLA? GOOD IDEA, YOU NEVER KNOW WITH THIS WEATHER.

09.03.2026 04:27 πŸ‘ 2605 πŸ” 891 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

If you're a cis woman and another cis person assumes you're trans they mean it negatively. If you're a cis woman and trans women assume you're trans it means you're the coolest bitch to ever live.

09.03.2026 16:06 πŸ‘ 223 πŸ” 44 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

cute….

09.03.2026 16:28 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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✷ Transmasc goat boy ✷

03.04.2024 16:57 πŸ‘ 1927 πŸ” 514 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 3
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me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58

08.03.2026 23:55 πŸ‘ 37873 πŸ” 6706 πŸ’¬ 430 πŸ“Œ 160

did you actually say nostalgiaslop, to another person, in real life, with your own mouth?

09.03.2026 07:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

there are several reasons we don't post gun shit anymore, this being pretty high among them

09.03.2026 07:47 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the thing that is frustrating is they are genuinely unique and interesting people with a lot of potential, and they are just... incapable of getting out of their own way. they refuse any way of life aside from the hustle. its sad.

09.03.2026 06:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i don't know if it is any consolation from a random woman you dont know, but i did not personally get there until my thirties. and thats the case for both of my partners. try not to feel too pressured by the date or clock. easier to say than do, but i really mean it.

09.03.2026 06:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

well there’s a reason they mostly target young impressionable women, usually fresh out of abusive relationships. there’s only so many polycules you can burn before everybody knows you’re a creep.

09.03.2026 06:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

:)

09.03.2026 06:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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rub my bellay

09.03.2026 03:53 πŸ‘ 349 πŸ” 109 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

i hear that couple is divorced now, which is really very funny. they were a match made in hell. perfect for each other.

09.03.2026 05:34 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

you simply don’t have the time or attention span to experience these things yourself, to do the research, to interpret through your own individual experiences and context. conclusions must be drawn for you. hand selected by other people, now via an algorithm.

09.03.2026 05:33 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

one girl scoffed, like i was stupid for even asking, and said β€œoh no one actually *reads* philosophy, it’s a waste of time. i just watch commentators on it at 2x speed on youtube.”

the current reliance on LLM summaries feels like a natural end point of this.

09.03.2026 05:31 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I remember there was this couple I was involved with, and they both referenced a lot of … historical and philosophical thought I wasn’t well versed in. I asked once, β€œhey, if I wanted to explore philosophy what books do you recommend? i want to understand this stuff better.”

09.03.2026 05:31 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Still crazy that the president’s lawyer spent two days with Ghislaine Maxwell, she β€œcleared” him of wrongdoing and was almost immediately transferred to a more pleasant prison and nobody in the administration will explain it and the media acts like two large dots are just impossible to connect.

09.03.2026 03:31 πŸ‘ 5557 πŸ” 1285 πŸ’¬ 56 πŸ“Œ 17

cute…

09.03.2026 05:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

One of the most hideous things you learn in Oregon really quickly is thar logging companies maintain a buffer along roads so that when you're driving past you can't see the damage they're doing to the forest. Shit looks like a wound on the soul of the world

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

09.03.2026 05:12 πŸ‘ 326 πŸ” 50 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 1

Yep. Important to note and remind that many people would treat you like a psychopath for saying that Ali Khamenei was a restraint on the Iranian posture towards the West even though most actual analysts of Iran said so and here we are.

09.03.2026 02:32 πŸ‘ 351 πŸ” 66 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

it’s crazy that adam sandler made a film with a soundtrack that, if you told me kenji kawai had composed it, i would have believed you

09.03.2026 03:04 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

get the fuck off of twitter.

09.03.2026 02:20 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

cook yourself a healthy meal. drink some tea. get off your phone & read. learn something new. do your skincare routine. meditate. take a bubble bath. get good sleep for a fresh week ahead

09.03.2026 01:45 πŸ‘ 45 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i love sinkdog.

09.03.2026 02:18 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0