Spilliam

SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26

NO - 41%
YES - 38%
UNSURE - 21%

man good thing everyone bought sensible small vehicles and regulations have enforced carmakers to make fuel-sipping vehicles.

Andrew McCutchen off to the side: "furries"

All of the cruelty and inhumanity exhibited over the last decade won’t move the needle with the 10 or so Republicans that could change things. But pissing off The Companies might.

I’ll only use this if I still get the hilariously satisfying wet fart noise of a squeeze bottle

I better see a shit ton of “I did that” gas pump stickers this go round now that it’s actually true

We must spam against this injustice

Great job Jared he will definitely respect you after caving to him like a chump

friend sent this over from the other place and unfortunately I did laugh

So obviously, when the two circles converge you get the absolute worst responses to obvious jokes and constant relitigating of 2016.

The thing with Bluesky is that the urge to join is one of two things:

1) People who want to joke and post without nazis and without the scum of that other site

2) The most joyless Occupy Democrats poisoned lib who can't go three posts without saying Drumpf. This is their Truth Social.

Timeline cleanse.

Here is Garbanzo on my lap.

man cmon, really?

Every news item has that one little zinger at the end now

garbanzo walked on my keyboard and set a meeting for me

I know that I sound like a broken record but I think once this society was ok with accepting mass covid deaths just to be able to eat at Applebees then all bets were off.

I make all my players custom minis when they play

Meme: The Duolingo owl and the Hooters owl are brothers. One chose the path of knowledge. The other, the path of jumbo bazoingas, short shorts and chicken wings. An unbridgeable schism. A tale as old as time. The response: Their father, the Tootsie Roll Own, is equally proud of both and just wishes he could have his family back.

Who am I kidding, of course they are. This is Bluesky

Are people blaming Bernie bros yet

Well, thousands may die but John Bolton finally had an orgasm.

indiscriminately bombing Iran is not a distraction of the Epstein files, it is a validation of their significance as more than a sex pest hunt. this is what elite impunity for morons looks like. a school turned to rubble on a whim.

I hate everything

(The actual article) bsky.app/profile/apne...

My brain did wonders with this unfortunate line break

this was a real thing and the department of licensing blamed new technology so i’m pretty sure that means they got sold an ai service

what the actual fuck