Because their wives don't want to see them this week.

Always pay lobbyists and lawyers millions more to not pay workers than giving raises would cost.

Boobs and moobs?

Rubio is controlling Trump's erratic behavior.

Rubio texting?

Nice backdrop

No way he's still golfing with those cankles. He can barely stand without gripping a podium for dear life.

Very consistent with his Covid bs.

If it's not a war, how can that be true?

All the patriotic billionaires couldn't help. They're busy watching the dock boys wash their yachts.

a white orb covered in black speckles and spots rests on a dark sofa cushion. the left side is a dalmatian’s face, tucked in toward her haunches with her thin tail wrapped up to hug her face. she is looking at the camera with one sleepy brown eye.

This is Koyuki. Please do not disturb her. She's in ice cream scoop mode right now. Needs to focus. 12/10 (IG: fuji_bull)

I need any Democrat running for president to say the gulags will be emptied on day one.

Well, the men wear dresses and the women don't smile enough.

Sounds like a Fox News audition. I'm thinking Boebert has that locked up already. Womp womp.

Where was this fire during confirmation hearings?

Is the bloom off that rose?

Check out Bissent. What a smug asshole. He's just above it all.

Gonna bruise his little hand, again.

Maybe it's a yeast infection on his neckgina.

Vance giving I hate my life vibes.

I have friends who moved to Spain before Dumpy was re-elected. They will personally remove the spark plugs from those planes.

Nah! That veteran got right up in that scabies neck funk. Gross!

Someone gets paid to do that to his face. And hands.

He was three. It was a Cheerio. It's still there.

Bringing that Sarah Palin level of gravitas.

No. Install the new DEI offices in the new building and line the walls with photos of every non-white hero on the planet.

Gotta get the followers to launch a podcast.

I guess she wasn't born yet when Bush and Cheney were in office. This has been the Republican strategy forever.

Is there anyone on this platform who did not see this coming?

Can everyone notice that she testified all damn day and is still awake?