Alex

Prices are up 30 cents since this post and the nearby liquor store has taken down its decade-old Trump Wine display this shit is so monumentally over.

Roughly the size of a barge

Retvrn to tradition!

Noted Civil War general/president ”’IDK, whatever‘ Grant”

It’s especially funny that Grim is doing this “as a New Englander” shit, because as also a New Englander, I have met multiple guys whose families were/are in the oyster business, and they were all the kind of small-business fiefdom guys who are Trump’s base of big beautiful boaters

Kuwait has the opportunity to do the funniest possible thing

It should be painfully clear that politicians have figured out that the optimal response to scandal is to stay in, never apologize, and dare the base to not vote for them. It sucks, but it clearly works!

Jennifer 🍄 @JenYetAgain@beige.party in 2017 a popular twitter game was to type a partial phrase then see what your phone auto-completes it with. this proved so popular that it is now the only business model in the US. Feb 9, 2026 at 4:35:18 PM

“This guy has a dumb fucking name! What were his parents thinking!”

I liked the Veronica Mars reboot okay

At least Manchin had the decorum to wear a fucking suit as he stabbed his party in the back

I for one can’t believe that Fetterman would do a bad vote! So unlike him!

snorlax for sure

“I‘m Sarah McLachlan. Today, Kirsti Noem is doing a press conference, unaware that she’s been fired…”

You’re 100% correct, and it’s a sobering thought. But today, as a treat, I’m telling myself that it can only good happen!

market volatility update

chat, is it good when your investing platform sends an email that leads with this?

A back and forth between Isaac Chotiner and Captain Janeway made to look like a screenshot from The New Yorker.

Chotiner interviews Janeway

Get more use out of it if they put a plow on it and gave it to the DPW

You can call me a coxswain, because I’d sure like to cheer for another stroke

My maternal grandfather was a Korean War vet who was an electrical worker for Boston Edison and a part-time bartender

My paternal grandfather was the treasurer for the Newport Folk and Jazz Festivals, and rented out substandard apartments to college students in Boston

Dog

Bagel wants this ice and snow to melt!

“Sources: your priors? You bet they’re absolutely confirmed! You’re very smart to think so, and should retweet me, the random internet man!”

If I were a Republican candidate, I would DEFINITELY include a song in my ad that was explicitly about dating an underage girl. That’s just smart branding!

this briefing appears to have gone so poorly that even members of the democratic party feel comfortable about taking the risk to get out in front of something they think is going to be a catastrophe. do you understand how difficult it is to get democrats to do that? do you truly fathom this???

is it a good sign when the uniform response to a classified briefing is basically everyone immediately doing a vertical video about it in which they spend most of the time screaming that we’re all gonna die?

"The CIA conspired to make me less cool than I was when I was 25" is the most succinct Gen X manifesto I've ever heard

Michael Jordan “fuck them kids” meme

Counterpoint: 4 pm sunsets kill the soul

Why would the Kurds even remotely trust the US?

I’m seeking the hover bikes from star wars to be real, and for me to have one. It’s fun to seek stuff that won’t happen!

it's like they're trying to create a recipe for really bad societal reaction if this war goes to shit