#progress 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

2025 was the year of slutty little glasses.

Have fun, gents!

There’s nothing like a fresh screen protector on your phone. 👌🏼

The trifecta is here!

It’s June 1st, which means my apartment pool is open. Time to break out the parka and raft. 🙃🥶

The last week has been a whirlwind, but I'm loving every minute of it. #DeRPlife

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CPAP Team Unite! 🫶🏻
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The queen out continues

I am GAGGED #WhiteLotus

"Long Live the King" shirts, a guy passing out donuts, and Fall Out Boy playing. Great Adventure opening day is a vibe so far. 🎢

I just want to give Dr. Robby a hug. 😢 #ThePitt

Pump this into my veins! @kesharose.bsky.social

When it's full of pet hair... 😡

As someone who had this same exact dialog in the past (me asking the question), this was the most chilling part of the episode.

#spoiler

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The number of days since something astronomically stupid was revealed:

Gaga, Miley, and Kesha. This is about to be SUMMER! 🙌🏻

Two months until Epic Universe! 🤯

It turns out I can hold my breath for 45 minutes #ThePitt

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Yesterday’s episode had everything in it. 🤯 #TheWhiteLotus

The Pitt is the best show on TV right now and I need at least 18 more seasons.

Good morning gorginas

Every. day.

Kesha - Joyride (meme edit)

DST has me thrown all the way off... 😵‍💫