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Rev. Crystal Varner Parker

@revcvp

lifelong RVA | πŸ‡―πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ | polyglot | πŸ“šπŸ‰ | girl mom PC(USA) pastor at Providence Forge Church writer: hebrewdawn | the91rewind | rva_moms πŸ€πŸ©·πŸ©΅πŸ€ŽπŸ–€β€οΈπŸ§‘πŸ’›πŸ’šπŸ’™πŸ’œ known to preach , keynote, & lead workshops

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Latest posts by Rev. Crystal Varner Parker @revcvp

When the church is being the church it should not be a surprise, yet far too often it is.

Keep loving God and loving your neighbor.
It matters. The steadfast loving kindness of God is meant to be shared not hoarded for the select few of our preferences.

22.02.2026 23:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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40 Days of Good Shit (a lenten discipline for cranky people) An invitation to join me

If you’re looking for a Lenten discipline this year, will you join me in taking on @sarcasticlutheran’s 40 days of good shit?

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19.02.2026 00:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In this Lenten season, may you find a discipline or practice that helps connnect you and prepare you to celebrate the great mystery of our faith:
Christ has died.
Christ has risen.
Christ will come again.

19.02.2026 00:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

From stardust dust you came and to stardust you shall return.

On this Ash Wednesday, may you remember that you are created and loved by the God of Grace who makes all things new.

19.02.2026 00:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

One of the great challenges of ministry: Loving the members of your congregation and grieving the unspeakably challenging times they endure. We cannot change what’s happening, but can only be pray and be present.
Today I lament cancer.
It’s affecting too many.
It has taken the lives of too many.

18.02.2026 16:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Dear Siri,

You have failed this #JapaneseAmerican family.

No, we do not want β€œfur cocktail” or β€œfruitcake,” but we would like furkikake on our shopping list.

15.11.2025 17:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Reminder: In Virginia, you can register to vote on Election Day through same-day voter registration. This lets you register in person and cast a provisional ballot if you missed the regular registration deadline. Your vote will be counted once eligibility is confirmed, so don’t sit this one out!

04.11.2025 15:06 πŸ‘ 3032 πŸ” 1100 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 37

Hey!
Yes, I’m talk to you.

πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ G O V O T E ! πŸ—³οΈ

04.11.2025 15:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dear #apple autocorrect,

I do in fact mean pericope NOT periscope.

Sincerely,
CVP
@pcusa.bsky.social Minster of Word and Sacrament

28.10.2025 17:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The youngest has entered the chat #NFL…
Yesterday’s game was played between the @wshcommanders.bsky.social and the lightning bolt rainbows. ⚑️🌈🀣

Sorry not sorry, @chargers.bsky.social, for the Commanders win or the new name.

06.10.2025 11:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The oldest is at it again @nflscores.bsky.social…
Tonight’s game is being played between the Seattle falcons and the Arizona robins. πŸ˜‚
Sorry not sorry, #seattleseahawks and #arizoncardinals

26.09.2025 01:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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Here’s to trying new things…
Today I took my first tap class, followed by my first ballet class.

They were challenging.
They were fun.
They are worth doing again.

20.09.2025 19:04 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Worship for September 28, 2025 Liturgy and worship plan for Sunday, September 28, 2025 (Proper 21)

Another week of worship planning is live for September 28th over on my substack.
hebrewdawn.substack.com/p/worship-fo...

18.09.2025 20:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t get me wrong.
I love and miss my husband when he’s not around, but my oldest’s quick jump to aid in the sarcasm was elite.

26.08.2025 02:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman in a floral shirt is laughing with her eyes closed ALT: a woman in a floral shirt is laughing with her eyes closed

I can fully claim my oldest as my own…

Husband: What did y’all do for dinner?
Me: Sadness and disappointment.
Oldest: Yeah, they were sad sandwiches.
Husband: What made them sad?
Oldest: She cried the whole time she was making them, because she missed you so much.

26.08.2025 01:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Time spent at the beach reading and being with friends is good for the soul.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

25.08.2025 02:20 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I love having a child that plays an instrument she loves. She can pick it out in songs when I’m oblivious to its presence.

Tonight’s example is β€œOrdinary” by #AlexWarren. She requested this song for our carpool playlist, because it has the harp in it. I was oblivious but she knew it began with it.

22.08.2025 00:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a young boy is laying on a blue merry go round in a park ALT: a young boy is laying on a blue merry go round in a park

This might be them come Friday afternoon:

21.08.2025 15:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They’ve done all the things.
They’ve felt all the feels.
They need a soft place to land.

21.08.2025 15:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If your kids started school this week, here is my reminder for what not to do on Friday:

1️⃣ Do not make plans to go somewhere.
2️⃣ Do not make elaborate plans.
3️⃣ Do not plan for it to be a late night.

Regardless of their age, these school age humans are tired.

21.08.2025 15:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

@atlantafalcons.bsky.social are now the hawks

19.08.2025 00:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

@tampabaybuccaneers.bsky.social are now the pirates

19.08.2025 00:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The youngest is committed to the @bengais.bsky.social being the bagels. πŸ˜‚

These kids love remaining #nfl teams.

19.08.2025 00:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I know the @philadelphiaeagles.bsky.social believe it’s a real play, but I firmly believe the β€œtush push” is made up.

19.08.2025 00:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Watching the @wshcommanders.bsky.social with my fam and the oldest goes, β€œwho’s that other team? The beagles?”
Sorry, not sorry, @bengais.bsky.social you have a new name.

19.08.2025 00:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We were considering Boxcast awhile back as the sound company we worked with recommended.
BUT we hadn’t made the switch due to the cost. Super helpful to hear you are looking to move away from it.

04.08.2025 01:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This definitely helps!
We’re a smaller church too (150ish) and trying to figure out options.
Our current laptop and camera aren’t cutting it and I want better audio.

03.08.2025 22:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey church folks that livestream,

What are you using for equipment?
What do you love?
What do you wish you were using?

Thanks,
A pastor struggling with unreliable equipment.

#ministryquestion
#pastorlife
#digitalministry
#livestreamworship

03.08.2025 19:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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01.08.2025 18:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Whistle While You Work by Rachel Zegler, Jason Kravits, George Salazar, Jeff Morrow, Andy Grotelueschen, Tituss Burgess, Martin Klebba & Jeremy Swift on AppleΒ Music Song Β· 2025 Β· Duration 3:02

Tell me you’re Xennial parents…
I’ll go first.

Daughter given DJ rights in the car.
This song begins to play, and my husband says he was more familiar with a different β€œWhistle While You” song.

music.apple.com/us/album/whi...

01.08.2025 18:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0