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Your favorite poster’s person they don’t know but sometimes reply to. i r mail (as in he/him/his) and cis. Local Polaris/Lorna Dane fetishist. Banner by @kahlart. https://linktr.ee/salarta

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Cuba falling will make life for the poorest people in other latin American and Caribbean countries worse

07.03.2026 14:38 👍 516 🔁 107 💬 6 📌 3
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Simple, clear, devastating.

Month-to-date Strait of Hormuz journeys down 92% from February

46 transits over the first five days of March vs 561 transits by this point last month.

07.03.2026 15:58 👍 209 🔁 58 💬 5 📌 9
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Terfs are so annoying with this disinformation.

Alan Turing was given a chemical called DES (diethylstilbestrol) it's a non steroidal estrogen. Technically accurate in a pharmacological sense, but deeply misleading in a chemical and biological makeup.

A mini 🧵
1/7

07.03.2026 12:09 👍 25 🔁 12 💬 1 📌 0

IF Gavin Newsom is on a ballot

THEN me and many others will refuse to vote for him

THEREFORE instead of bitching at me and others like me

YOU should take the *years* you have and make sure that doesn't happen if you actually fucking care

BECAUSE my position is immutable

07.03.2026 17:20 👍 970 🔁 243 💬 26 📌 26
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There are a lot of posts out there with the close-up visual of Markwayne Mullin on January 6, but this is a better perspective.

He’s not protecting others; he’s protecting himself and hiding. You can see plenty of people at the entry door, ready to take on the insurrectionists, but not Markwayne.

07.03.2026 16:18 👍 8106 🔁 3714 💬 715 📌 266
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Interesting hand signal from Pete Hegseth this morning

07.03.2026 15:17 👍 684 🔁 272 💬 131 📌 97

*unbells your taco*

07.03.2026 17:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yes and also I’m not sure how publicly known it is how close it came to becoming black hawk down in Venezuela

07.03.2026 05:49 👍 891 🔁 138 💬 11 📌 3

@infinitescream.bsky.social

07.03.2026 17:51 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A carpeted kitchen. No yeah you read that right. There is no god

A carpeted kitchen. No yeah you read that right. There is no god

Content warning: extremely graphic depiction of carpet in a kitchen

07.03.2026 16:09 👍 73 🔁 11 💬 23 📌 2

My preferred candidate is Polaris/Lorna Dane

07.03.2026 17:50 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Prompt: please draw the best mouse
Output: an adorably naff mouse

Prompt: please draw the best mouse Output: an adorably naff mouse

Prompt: ai please draw a sneaky whale
Output: a small whale and the words "you can barely see him"

Prompt: ai please draw a sneaky whale Output: a small whale and the words "you can barely see him"

Prompt: show me the best cat
Output: dog in a cat mask. The words "not dog"

Prompt: show me the best cat Output: dog in a cat mask. The words "not dog"

I want to be friends with every single person on youraislopbores.me

07.03.2026 14:19 👍 195 🔁 77 💬 15 📌 16
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The world’s most unreliable encyclopaedia: Elon Musk’s AI Wikipedia alternative is distorting the truth about Northern Ireland, defaming, and perversely altering history From Bloody Sunday to RHI, Gerry Adams, Bobby Sands, and Michael Stone, Elon Musk’s Grokipedia is spreading dangerous lies about Northern Ireland

The world’s most unreliable encyclopaedia: Elon Musk’s AI Wikipedia alternative is dangerously distorting the truth about Northern Ireland, defaming & perversely altering history. It smears Troubles victims, lauds a paramilitary force & libels politicians.

07.03.2026 08:41 👍 211 🔁 97 💬 2 📌 9

@quest64official.bsky.social

07.03.2026 15:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Twitter user eoghan:

How dare poor people get free medical advice

<quote tweet from Twitter user Polymarket: BREAKING: New York bill would ban AI from answering questions related to medicine, law, dentistry, nursing, psychology, social work, engineering, & more.>

Twitter user YBrogard79094:
JUST MAKE HEALTHCARE ACCESSIBLE

Twitter user eoghan:

AI is literally free healthcare. Being a communist must be exhausting

Twitter user eoghan: How dare poor people get free medical advice <quote tweet from Twitter user Polymarket: BREAKING: New York bill would ban AI from answering questions related to medicine, law, dentistry, nursing, psychology, social work, engineering, & more.> Twitter user YBrogard79094: JUST MAKE HEALTHCARE ACCESSIBLE Twitter user eoghan: AI is literally free healthcare. Being a communist must be exhausting

07.03.2026 14:00 👍 2688 🔁 362 💬 83 📌 117

Fingers crossed on the time thing.

Just... generally.

07.03.2026 15:06 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Sam Raimi’s Spider-Man

07.03.2026 12:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Chlorine Dioxide, Raw Camel Milk: The FDA No Longer Warns Against These and Other Ineffective Autism Treatments The FDA has taken down a webpage warning about therapies and products making “false claims” of treating autism. It’s part of a series of actions the agency has taken under Secretary Robert F. Kennedy ...

Chlorine dioxide, a chemical used for disinfecting and bleaching.

Pressurized pure oxygen.

Raw camel milk.

Under RFK Jr., the FDA has taken down a webpage warning about these and other dangerous remedies claiming to treat autism.

02.03.2026 00:00 👍 1283 🔁 616 💬 104 📌 137

When the obituaries are written for the American Experiment, significant space will be devoted to how both major political parties burned the country to the ground to prop up a genocidal regime on the other side of the world.

07.03.2026 09:32 👍 32 🔁 16 💬 1 📌 1

Sorry that’s too much for me, I need that $30 per year for some blow

07.03.2026 12:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

shame well known for being the most effective way to get people to do things with no side effects

06.03.2026 23:52 👍 36 🔁 4 💬 3 📌 0

So uhh… “they apologized and surrendered” but also “we’re gonna bomb them anyway?” Apparently he can’t decide what set of bullshit to use.

07.03.2026 12:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah I got that Doug in me

07.03.2026 11:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I only wanna know more about poisonous mushrooms if it’s about how delicious they are

07.03.2026 10:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Is this mushroom edible?
AI: Yes!

AI standing over grave: you're right --that mushroom was poisonous. I'm sorry for the confusion! Would you like to learn more about poisonous mushrooms 🍄?

Is this mushroom edible? AI: Yes! AI standing over grave: you're right --that mushroom was poisonous. I'm sorry for the confusion! Would you like to learn more about poisonous mushrooms 🍄?

07.03.2026 08:35 👍 86 🔁 24 💬 4 📌 2

I haven’t had this happen to me yet, but I’ve seen people on Tumblr share that they’ve had bot comments falsely accusing them of using AI for their stories. I don’t get why people like to be assholes like this.

07.03.2026 10:32 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Did you know the word honest is French? It comes from how French people like to say hon. If someone’s honest, it means what they said gets the most hons.

07.03.2026 10:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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When the Wind Blows (1986 film) - Wikipedia

… for some reason as soon as I saw this skeet, I remembered this movie en.wikipedia.org/wiki/When_th...

07.03.2026 09:33 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

For some reason, I thought there were more Nier games besides Nier and Nier Automata.

07.03.2026 09:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The spine is connected to the, penis 🎶

07.03.2026 08:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0