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I wonder if Diss Town FC walk onto the pitch with The Specials playing.

Anyone else expecting that when this LLM investment bubble pops, a bunch of cultist loons will claim the collapse was a plot to thwart a sentient AI that "they" don't want you to know about?

Absolutely nothing!

Say it again!

It's not just a jar of condemned olives, it's a metaphor for the impermanence of life.

A pimento mori, if you will.

I enjoyed reading this, and you might too.

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Is "Squelchy Belgian Welder Penguin" a tongue-twister?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfAF...

I'm part way through watching Star Trek: Discovery and really, really hoping Reno and Stamets never warm to each other.

I expect the producers pitched some saccharine episode where they learned to like each other. And if sanity prevailed, they would have been told, in not so few words, to fuck off.

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Moose Side

Trying to work out if it's a healthy attitude that, having encountered a bit of mainstream entertainment that vibes remarkably well with me, my next thought is "hey, am I being pandered to?".

Jackson wore a glove to hide his vitiligo, this asshole is wearing a glove to hide his hand turning black.

Time to wheel this one out again.

The only thing that surprises me is how long it took you to get around to watching it.

Got it—based on this photo, it looks like you’re standing beside a statue of Ozymandias, a great and well-remembered King. If you would like, I can help you plan a tour of the surrounding area to explore the notable achievements and landmarks associated with his reign.

Looks like your wiring is fried.

Brigitte Bardot: French cinema icon dies aged 91 The actress was a symbol of sexual liberation in the 1950s but became increasingly controversial after making homophobic and racist slurs.

Call the disposal squad, a bombshell's about to go off.

www.bbc.com/news/article...

(This lasts long enough to cut to the relieved, bedraggled faces of each of the surviving Fellowship, all of whom are within earshot)

Gollum sinks into the lava with the One Ring, dissolving it.

Cut to Barad-dûr; the Eye of Sauron looks around, panicking, as the tower below it collapses.

In the deepest possible booming voice, bordering on infrasound:

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKK....!

A Lord of the Rings cover band called Wargs (Not Wargs)

Time person of the year cover for 2025

I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

My preference would be to bake his cremains into a brick and fit it into the floor of the busiest sewer in Harlem.

I'm not going to mock her appearance. She just looks like she's caught the snotty kind of cold where you honk your way through a box of tissues every couple of hours.

I have to wonder, why the middle initial? Are there other prominent Iwona Horyns that she needs to distinguish herself from?

Is there an Iwona A. Horyn, Iwona C. Horyn, Iwona U. Horyn or an Iwona W. Horyn?

Next up in dubious '80s pop building codes: Madness built a house *where*?

Maybe he's mortaring it into a wall.

Might get a bit draughty, but it's his home so he's the one who has to live with it.

Littorally Hitler.

For me, the classic F-bomb is the Kingsmen's version of "Louie Louie". The FBI investigated it for profanity in its drunkenly slurred lyrics, but missed the drummer swearing in the background as he fumbles a roll.

A cow wearing a t-shirt with the word "SICKOWS" on it looks through a window at 4 crudely made tools and says "MOO... HA HA HA... MOO!!"