Matt Curley

Damn, you weren't kidding

We can actually take on cases for free if you want. If I don't know something one of my fellow physicians does.

Kirk and Spock agreeing to the EULA on the phasers before they can fight back against the Klingons. (We may use your private data for marketing purposes)

Try losing an entire HOUSE because Biden tells squatters that they can stay there for 2 years while I pay all of their expenses. That house would be worth over $450,000 in today's market.

I remember my planetary science professor saying that "out of all of the constellations the 7 sisters are the most likely to contain intelligent life, but he kept us on the hook as to why.

Do I get to try them first?

Unparalleled ruthlessness that hasn't been seen since my last pair of flip flops.

Enough for critical mass?

We've been trying to reach you regarding your Whirlpool Galaxy. WARRANTY EXPIRED 4 billion years ago.

DMM (Dark Matter Matters)

Wow, impressive stuff! Congrats!

Wow, I can't believe that you rather be deported than marry me.. 😪

All those game consoles, tiny little TV..

Podcast? Really? I thought he was going to drive an Ice Cream Truck!

😍

Like Ted Danson watched every episode of "Friends"? (The good place)

Its Ironic that if we were to intercept a device like Voyager 1 in space and found a "Golden" vinyl record that we would have to bring it to Earth and then wait until Amazon was to deliver us a vinyl record player such that we could listen to it. What message would that tell the eventual recipients?

I think its great that you're going to open your own house to the homeless this holiday season! You better keep your promise Tim!

Too many carbs, not enough exercise and too little sunlight and viola "American Idiot"

Electronics or BioMed?

In the Early 2000s, I worked for UHC and they would single out elderly people or people that were going to lose their insurance and hold their treatment up on a technicality. Once it was resolved the execs would say, we'll despite the problem being resolved, they're no longer insured with us.

I have trouble differentiating between fallacies. Straw man vs. non sequitur etc.

We have medication for that.. oh wait, look who I'm telling..

I used chipotle chilis instead of regular chilis in these enchiladas. Pictured here is cheese, chicken and beef and the enchilada sauce was made fresh from the recipe from "Rockin' Robin" on YouTube. Making quality Mexican food is something I've always wanted to do.

Please report this idiot

NPD has become more common because people do most of their interaction via the computer or Internet.

There's a conspiracy theory in there somewhere.

Styes styes styes, EVERYONE HERE HAS A STYE! - Assad