Hose down the fuck room on the DHS plane to get the funk out.

a man in a suit and tie is wearing a crown and saying yeah boyy ! Alt: Flavor Flav says YEAH BOOYYYEEEE,!!!

If the USA Women’s Hockey team wants a real celebration and invite ,,, I’ll host them in Las Vegas. Do some nice dinners and shows and good times.

I’m sure I can get a hotel and airline to help me out here and celebrate these women for real for real. 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

SO MUCH WINNING!

The GOP lambasts the Democratic Party as the "tax and spend" party.

And yet, today, Trump and the GOP, between tariffs and DOGE, are the "tax and steal" party

This is the good part of the internet

Happy Valentines, Representative!

What’s the Pokémon equivalent of the Madden Cover Curse?

this guy can't hear or see anything

absolutely gorgeous, I love it. Mum hung an Eastern Bluebird bird house in her tard, and an Eastern Bluebird moved in. Mum got a beautiful photo of the bluebird, so I got it tattooed on my arm.

Rep. Goldman asks Epstein survivors in the hearing room if they spoke with DOJ (none), how many offered to speak with DOJ (all), how many were denied or ignored by DOJ (all), and how many are still willing to speak to DOJ (all): “Ms. Bondi, it looks like you have some more witnesses”

Heroic example for kids, for everyone

Very trumpy behavior, perfect for an Epstein class wannabe

image from today's hearing

Epstein survivors raise their hands to signal they've been ignored by Trump's DOJ as AG Pam Bondi refuses to look at them

(Roberto Schmidt/AFP via Getty)

Rep. Jamie Raskin explains how congressional hearings typically work after many outbursts from Attorney General Pam Bondi.

Jim Jordan: "You have a right to protest in the street, but that doesn't give you a right to go into the Capitol and disrupt Congress"

Was is written in crayon?

title of my solo album

a woman on cbs news says i see nothing and i hear nothing ALT: a woman on cbs news says i see nothing and i hear nothing

MAGA has borrowed an idea from Animal Planet for their alternative half-time show:

Kristi Noem joins the Puppy Bowl!

Highlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: “He might have thought ‘how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said ‘this site was not subject to local zoning.’”

I use Pepto when I experience a manhole fire

Pam “Junk” Bondi

he's tearing it down

incorrect

"Sorry, I didn't know we were doing gifts..."

newrepublic.com/post/205836/...

I've been applying for tons of jobs online. There's always Yes/No questions like "Do you need a sponsor to work?"

New question that I've noticed:

"Are you in the Epstein Files?" Yes/No

We will NOT let this anti-Black administration take away our joy.

Happy Black History Month!

He’s going to tear it down

If I Did It by OJ Simpson