A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
It's been my experience that if a sailor says this to you it might end up "all over", but it will not be "in a jiffy!"
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LAKE PLACID (1999) Dir. Steve Miner
A lively update of vintage big beast cinema. The humor lands, the creature thrills deliver, and Betty Whiteβs performance has become legendary for good reason. Bridget Fonda shines, and the film still feels brisk and entertaining. Silly-but fun. ποΈπ½οΈπ¬
Oh how I wish this man would've been completely butt-ass naked!
Every time I make a cosmo. Every. Single. Time.
Great advice!
Yes, I eliminated that financial temptation for free by closing the window when your paywall popped up. Thanks!
One of my favorite movies!
I want a Bloody Mary now.....
WITCHBOARD (1986) β Dir. Kevin Tenney
A low-budget shocker thatβs far better than its reputation suggests. Witchboard is brisk, spooky fun, powered by engaging performers (really) and a playful Ouija-board premise. Surprisingly effective, it punches above its weight and knows exactly what it is.ποΈπ½οΈ
If anyone is looking for distraction today, this flick is pretty easy to find.
Its a goofy little B-film that basically (and hilariously) stops dead for ten minutes while the heroes drive around 1960's Puerto Rico on a scooter looking at tourist attractions.
A meme with the next βnew year, new meβ at the top. Below it is the text βme day twoβ, and thereβs a disheveled Barbie holding a cup that says eat shit.
well
A Barbie in a pink puffy coat is standing in a snow-covered street smiling while a car is on fire behind her. The meme text says βthis week doesnβt count, do whatever you wantβ.
No Sunday scaries this week βπ»
DID YOU KNOW? Actress Mae Questel who played the role of Aunt Bethany in National Lampoons Christmas Vacation was the iconic voice behind Betty Boop. She also voiced Olive Oyl in the Popeye cartoons as well.
Merry Christmas to all. defector.com/what-did-we-...
Ho, ho, ho, ya filthy animals! Here is some βHome Aloneβ meets βDie Hardβ mash-up silliness to brighten up your timeline π₯π₯π€
βHome Alone Die Hardβ
Artist: McSuperfly
Grandiloquent Word of the Day logo - Sepia-toned graphic with a baroque Victorian typeface and an illustration of a finely dressed gentleman enjoying a grand dinner.
Yule-hole [YOOL hohl]
(n.)
-The last hole to which one is able to stretch their belt at a Christmas dinner. (Shouldn't there be a Thanksgiving hole?)
Have a Blockbuster Christmas!
A bearded Santa in a red coat and brass goggles works intently at a bench, tuning a clockwork reindeer with exposed gears and a glowing timepiece core. Golden sparks fly from his tool as warm workshop light meets cool winter blue from a snowy window, creating a magical, cinematic contrast. Display it in a living room, office, or holiday entryway for a playful seasonal statement. It complements industrial decor, copper accents, dark wood, and cozy warm lighting for a steampunk-inspired vignette. Ideal for Christmas lovers, steampunk collectors, makers, and anyone who enjoys whimsical winter storytelling with vintage mechanical details.
Christmas is coming, time to repair the Reindeer! β€οΈ
Wall Art Prints and Greeting Cards: matthias-hauser.pixels.com/featured/ste... π€
#christmas #holidays #steampunk #funny
It's Christmas "lite" this year. I'm mentally and physically exhausted. I ain't wrappin' nuffin'. These bΒ‘tches are getting their shΒ‘t in the Kohl's bags it all came in. Bah frickin humbug!
Yes, and admittedly I'm hooked.
Ah...ok. I don't really remember much about The Nightmare Before Christmas. Frankenhooker was the first movie that popped into my head, of all things.π