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A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

07.03.2026 03:00 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's been my experience that if a sailor says this to you it might end up "all over", but it will not be "in a jiffy!"

03.03.2026 05:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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β–Ί FunHouseRadio.com <- TUNE IN

01.03.2026 19:10 πŸ‘ 48 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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LAKE PLACID (1999) Dir. Steve Miner

A lively update of vintage big beast cinema. The humor lands, the creature thrills deliver, and Betty White’s performance has become legendary for good reason. Bridget Fonda shines, and the film still feels brisk and entertaining. Silly-but fun. πŸŽžοΈπŸ“½οΈπŸŽ¬

28.02.2026 11:15 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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23.02.2026 05:02 πŸ‘ 72 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh how I wish this man would've been completely butt-ass naked!

09.02.2026 20:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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02.02.2026 18:22 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Every time I make a cosmo. Every. Single. Time.

25.01.2026 07:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Great advice!
Yes, I eliminated that financial temptation for free by closing the window when your paywall popped up. Thanks!

22.01.2026 20:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

One of my favorite movies!

09.01.2026 20:30 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I want a Bloody Mary now.....

09.01.2026 12:15 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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WITCHBOARD (1986) – Dir. Kevin Tenney
A low-budget shocker that’s far better than its reputation suggests. Witchboard is brisk, spooky fun, powered by engaging performers (really) and a playful Ouija-board premise. Surprisingly effective, it punches above its weight and knows exactly what it is.πŸŽžοΈπŸ“½οΈ

09.01.2026 06:00 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

If anyone is looking for distraction today, this flick is pretty easy to find.

Its a goofy little B-film that basically (and hilariously) stops dead for ten minutes while the heroes drive around 1960's Puerto Rico on a scooter looking at tourist attractions.

07.01.2026 21:22 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
A meme with the next β€œnew year, new me” at the top. Below it is the text β€œme day two”, and there’s a disheveled Barbie holding a cup that says eat shit.

A meme with the next β€œnew year, new me” at the top. Below it is the text β€œme day two”, and there’s a disheveled Barbie holding a cup that says eat shit.

well

02.01.2026 17:31 πŸ‘ 177 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
A Barbie in a pink puffy coat is standing in a snow-covered street smiling while a car is on fire behind her. The meme text says β€œthis week doesn’t count, do whatever you want”.

A Barbie in a pink puffy coat is standing in a snow-covered street smiling while a car is on fire behind her. The meme text says β€œthis week doesn’t count, do whatever you want”.

No Sunday scaries this week ✌🏻

28.12.2025 23:35 πŸ‘ 229 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
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DID YOU KNOW? Actress Mae Questel who played the role of Aunt Bethany in National Lampoons Christmas Vacation was the iconic voice behind Betty Boop. She also voiced Olive Oyl in the Popeye cartoons as well.

27.12.2025 12:28 πŸ‘ 145 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
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What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? | Defector This is the time of year to be grateful for not having things stuck in our asses, and to think of those less fortunate than us. So spare a thought for those Americans who misjudged the capacity of the...

Merry Christmas to all. defector.com/what-did-we-...

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Ho, ho, ho, ya filthy animals! Here is some β€˜Home Alone’ meets β€˜Die Hard’ mash-up silliness to brighten up your timeline πŸŽ₯πŸ’₯πŸ–€

β€˜Home Alone Die Hard’
Artist: McSuperfly

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Grandiloquent Word of the Day logo - Sepia-toned graphic with a baroque Victorian typeface and an illustration of a finely dressed gentleman enjoying a grand dinner.

Grandiloquent Word of the Day logo - Sepia-toned graphic with a baroque Victorian typeface and an illustration of a finely dressed gentleman enjoying a grand dinner.

Yule-hole [YOOL hohl]
(n.)
-The last hole to which one is able to stretch their belt at a Christmas dinner. (Shouldn't there be a Thanksgiving hole?)

22.12.2025 01:38 πŸ‘ 122 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 5
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Have a Blockbuster Christmas!

21.12.2025 20:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A bearded Santa in a red coat and brass goggles works intently at a bench, tuning a clockwork reindeer with exposed gears and a glowing timepiece core.

Golden sparks fly from his tool as warm workshop light meets cool winter blue from a snowy window, creating a magical, cinematic contrast.

Display it in a living room, office, or holiday entryway for a playful seasonal statement. It complements industrial decor, copper accents, dark wood, and cozy warm lighting for a steampunk-inspired vignette.

Ideal for Christmas lovers, steampunk collectors, makers, and anyone who enjoys whimsical winter storytelling with vintage mechanical details.

A bearded Santa in a red coat and brass goggles works intently at a bench, tuning a clockwork reindeer with exposed gears and a glowing timepiece core. Golden sparks fly from his tool as warm workshop light meets cool winter blue from a snowy window, creating a magical, cinematic contrast. Display it in a living room, office, or holiday entryway for a playful seasonal statement. It complements industrial decor, copper accents, dark wood, and cozy warm lighting for a steampunk-inspired vignette. Ideal for Christmas lovers, steampunk collectors, makers, and anyone who enjoys whimsical winter storytelling with vintage mechanical details.

Christmas is coming, time to repair the Reindeer! ❀️

Wall Art Prints and Greeting Cards: matthias-hauser.pixels.com/featured/ste... πŸ–€

#christmas #holidays #steampunk #funny

18.12.2025 15:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's Christmas "lite" this year. I'm mentally and physically exhausted. I ain't wrappin' nuffin'. These bΒ‘tches are getting their shΒ‘t in the Kohl's bags it all came in. Bah frickin humbug!

18.12.2025 22:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Yes, and admittedly I'm hooked.

15.12.2025 21:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ah...ok. I don't really remember much about The Nightmare Before Christmas. Frankenhooker was the first movie that popped into my head, of all things.😭

15.12.2025 21:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0