Kourtney

Sorry if I seem unhinged I’ve just been waiting for severance to come out for like 3 years now and I can’t behave normally

I love u

and P.S Arthur Spooner is my favorite character on television and I’d totally bang him RIP ur dad I love him

Also it is important to add I am obsessed with Severance and the podcast with Adam Scott

@benstiller.redhour.com listen, I tweeted at you and I think you should follow me on there (@kourtneyinhell) it’s important. I just want to put u on my shoulders

Sloppy Seconds: the Blowjob Brothers Come Again

“Sloppy Seconds”

to be followed by the sequel Blowjob Brothers II: The Return of the Blowjob Brothers

Blowjob Brothers: Rise of the Blowjob Brothers

Yes

This is how I’d look over at the camera if I was on a show like The Office and the Michael Scott character was starting to piss me off

I'll participate on here, fine but I cannot promise that I won't call these posts "tweets"

the very same

I better start seeing some Free Palestine posts on here or I'm out

I am still cursing the timeline over there too unfortunately

Dumb. stupid

Are we doing the thing over here now

I'm so sick of twitter and hate it so much but I can't fully transition away from there on account of me being a mentally ill masochist

The three genders

If you guys loved me I would log on here more no pressure just saying you should put more effort into loving me

Me

Hey y'all just a reminder that, whatever your politics, Darth Vader's son Hitler Jr. having a stroke while accepting the award for Most Evil Man Alive at the grand opening of the Child Murder Factory is not funny. It could happen to anyone.

6:30am and already thinking about wieners. He thinks he’s me

It’s our ev!!!

I’m doing it! I’m actually doing it!

I have 29 followers on here and 5400 followers on Twitter and I will say *almost* anything on Twitter but for some reason whenever I log on here I get immediate stage fright and lose the ability to form a single coherent thought

I think waking up should be illegal

Or am I 👀👀👀👀

Lmfao i am not on here a lot!!!

Picklepee huh. So that’s what they’re callin it nowadays