NO HE FUCKING DOES NOT. MOTHERFUCKER WORKS FOR AND REPRESENTS AMERICA AND HE'S SUPPOSED TO CHOOSE HIS WORDS WISELY. SHUT UP, PRESIDENT FUCKFACE.
10.03.2026 18:59
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NO HE FUCKING DOES NOT. MOTHERFUCKER WORKS FOR AND REPRESENTS AMERICA AND HE'S SUPPOSED TO CHOOSE HIS WORDS WISELY. SHUT UP, PRESIDENT FUCKFACE.
“As for sticking forks into electrical outlets…”
“leaders”
the russia-russia-russia-hoax guy has been in constant and exact sync with russia for his entire political career and we’re all like “ok”
ok
cyber criminals are for sure posing as government officials rn 👀
there’s nothing in the rulebook that says a dog can’t be president
his family and friends made a bunch of cash that’s the upside
there can be more than one of people but they need to form a line
looking at you, david duchovny, luke wilson, and bill pullman
democrats are grandpa asleep in the way back seat. their contribution is soiling themselves while living on retirement.
Department of Depends
maga: YOU CAN’T JUST DECIDE TO BE WAYS
also maga: are being dead and being alive really so different?
the beginning of the end
party balloons better fucking look out
“A quick excursion!”
also: “We’re taking over the entire middle east!”
Democracy!
what war
pluralism is going to have to at least agree on pluralism
“1/4 reading old books” is almost for certain “1/4 having AI summarize old books for me into a few sentences each”
"show some guts" because they've been exploded out of your body by bombs
it's not country if it don't got that twang*
*the twang is racial superiority
word has it not only is the US regime now begging Ukraine for drone tech but that eric and the head are investing in drones so they're not even triple betraying everybody to do the right thing it's once again to line their pockets with treasure
remember when biden's economy at the end was because of trump
these people make laser sounds with their mouths while crafting policy
*dollars
chattering skull: You guys aren’t going to believe this but-
guys: Leopards ate your face. We old you that girl was a leopard in a wig.
*losing your job and your health insurance because elon didn’t want to have his rocket or car explosions investigated*
walmart is that homeland
real “save yourself and let the babies get trampled moment”
past presidents and VPs typically go on very public speaking tours, which would have been so fucking helpful in combatting the impending fascist takeover
hilariously enough though, they shirked those opportunities because of - yuck yuck - the impending fascist takeover
it was fun when the election was lost and then the people warning about how existential it was went totally silent for months and let us get eaten by monsters
I liked how relaxing that’s been
you see it’s actually really smart to not know if you’re going to need ground troops
you nerds with your iNfOrMaTiOn wouldn’t understand