Love how when promoting the 2nd series of The Muppet Show to British journalists Jim Henson introduced the new character of intrepid journalist Fleet Scribbler. The hacks were enamoured, huge press was guaranteed, the character was swiftly dropped after publication
Mine is perfectly rational
Every time Stephen Fry’s voiceover kicks in on the Sainsbury’s adverts I just think “What the fuck’s it got to do with you?”
It’s 20 years this month since I met the man I thought for 19 years I’d be with for the rest of my life. And I know, as much as I thought I knew that, that I’ll never find love again. Maybe I’m wrong, I’ve got a lot of experience of being wrong too.
I can buy myself flowers (after 5 when they reduce them)
A photo realistic close-up of a mixed selection of biscuits, including chocolate fingers, chocolate digestives, and a lemon puff
The mastery of artist Harry Wingfield.
‘Biscuits ’
(Yes, it is a painting - from First Picture Book, 1970)
I’ve bought a 700 page book about David Cronenberg’s The Brood written by the artist on Alan Moore’s run on Swamp Thing. Send help.
This song is the story of my life at the mo 😢 open.spotify.com/track/3R47KO...
You won’t be saying that next week when they close down due to all the takings disappearing
The mature gay man behind the counter (this is Brighton, the charity shops are run by a gay mafia) explained to me that the price sticker placement is official Cancer Research policy
Good afternoon
I hadn’t thought of it, but it probably is!
One of ABBA’s greatest legacies as a 1970s act is that they had a hit with a song about NOT being a paedophile
You say that but has anyone seen Rory Bremner recently
Now own a copy of this issue of Films & Filming. I may need to get it framed.
I’m ashamed that I’ve never yet been in there
🎵You’ve blown it all Sky High
By selling me a pie🎵
Seeing a business with a sign like that always makes me happy
That was the English title. The original German title translates as the no less strange Are You Playing with Oddballs?
Hoping for a pic of Vicki Michelle with Khamenei
🎵You’ve blown it all Sky High
By selling me a pie🎵
Now own a copy of this issue of Films & Filming. I may need to get it framed.
Hello Matt I cannot tell you how delighted I am to see you
The Britain I love is the country that can create Paddington as a funny children’s character, get people thinking about Paddington as an example of our noble history of taking in refugees, then mercilessly take the piss out of Paddington when people start taking him too seriously
Alan Cumming is like James Corden. If you asked why why he was hired for anything you’ll get a long line of people saying “But I thought YOU liked him”
The photos alone are extraordinary
Bit disappointing up close
First true chazza bonanza in yonks
Good morning, it’s 1986
