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I know he got goopy for half the movie, but I'm pretty sure he had short hair before his transformation. #Riffotronic
Eva? I thought she was Ava. #Riffotronic
Wait, who is this guy who saved Lisa? I forgot him. #Riffotronic
"I'm not a demon. I just have a skin condition." #Riffotronic
They didn't stab him low enough. #Riffotronic
is he talking to us?? #Riffotronic
All he did was backhand him. How is he still out? #Riffotronic
Who put the cat in the fridge? Well, this movie went too far now. #Riffotronic
I refuse to believe Hawk could knock out anyone with a backhand. #Riffotronic
Too bad there isn't anyone named Khan in this movie. Melanie is just waiting to say it. #Riffotronic
"The gun is empty now."
Yeah, right. This is a movie. #Riffotronic
"Your brother is no longer your brother. He's now your father." #Riffotronic
I'm so out of sync. Chrome keeps freezing the playback on me. #Riffotronic
"What have you done to my brother?"
Spread cheese on his face, apparently. #Riffotronic
Ava's belt buckle is ridiculous. She's either from Texas or a pro wrestler. #Riffotronic
"Uhhhhh, Lisa, you look so beautiful in that red dress. Uhhhhh." #Riffotronic
Cthulhu hates cocaine. #Riffotronic
"Dammit, I was going to pay you the money Eddie owed you. Let me finish!" #Riffotronic
So...he dissolved in the blood? #Riffotronic
Hawk called him earlier about selling the coke. #Riffotronic
Oh, right. I forgot about the drug dealer guy outside. #Riffotronic
"There's a monster in the fridge!!!"
"Oh, sweet. I need a little energy boost." - Hawk #Riffotronic
"Don't pss pss pss me, Lady!" - the cat #Riffotronic
Chris is about to start spitting pea soup and spinning his head around. #Riffotronic
Oh, we're supposed to believe she's possessed? #Riffotronic
She went from freaking out about her brother to playing dress-up pretty quickly. #Riffotronic
"It's getting out of hand."
No, it's getting out of leg for you. #Riffotronic
Yes.
Just shave off his eyebrows. It's his weakness, like Sampson. #Riffotronic