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I'm an aspiring author writing stories on Wattpad, Royal Road, and Inkitt. I mostly write comedy with a side of romance: https://www.wattpad.com/user/PaulMatthews78 https://www.royalroad.com/profile/584744/fictions https://www.inkitt.com/PaulMatthews78

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Social Anxiety (Volume 2) - Chapter 15: Rebound - Wattpad Read Chapter 15: Rebound from the story Social Anxiety (Volume 2) by PaulMatthews78 (Paul Matthews) with 0 reads. collegestories, characters, lgbt. Hailey sat...

Chapter 15 of Social Anxiety (Volume 2) is out now:

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02.02.2025 20:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know he got goopy for half the movie, but I'm pretty sure he had short hair before his transformation. #Riffotronic

26.01.2025 02:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Eva? I thought she was Ava. #Riffotronic

26.01.2025 02:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wait, who is this guy who saved Lisa? I forgot him. #Riffotronic

26.01.2025 02:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"I'm not a demon. I just have a skin condition." #Riffotronic

26.01.2025 02:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They didn't stab him low enough. #Riffotronic

26.01.2025 02:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

is he talking to us?? #Riffotronic

26.01.2025 02:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All he did was backhand him. How is he still out? #Riffotronic

26.01.2025 02:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who put the cat in the fridge? Well, this movie went too far now. #Riffotronic

26.01.2025 02:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I refuse to believe Hawk could knock out anyone with a backhand. #Riffotronic

26.01.2025 02:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Too bad there isn't anyone named Khan in this movie. Melanie is just waiting to say it. #Riffotronic

26.01.2025 02:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"The gun is empty now."

Yeah, right. This is a movie. #Riffotronic

26.01.2025 02:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Your brother is no longer your brother. He's now your father." #Riffotronic

26.01.2025 02:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm so out of sync. Chrome keeps freezing the playback on me. #Riffotronic

26.01.2025 02:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"What have you done to my brother?"

Spread cheese on his face, apparently. #Riffotronic

26.01.2025 02:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ava's belt buckle is ridiculous. She's either from Texas or a pro wrestler. #Riffotronic

26.01.2025 02:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Uhhhhh, Lisa, you look so beautiful in that red dress. Uhhhhh." #Riffotronic

26.01.2025 02:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Cthulhu hates cocaine. #Riffotronic

26.01.2025 02:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Dammit, I was going to pay you the money Eddie owed you. Let me finish!" #Riffotronic

26.01.2025 02:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So...he dissolved in the blood? #Riffotronic

26.01.2025 02:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hawk called him earlier about selling the coke. #Riffotronic

26.01.2025 02:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh, right. I forgot about the drug dealer guy outside. #Riffotronic

26.01.2025 02:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"There's a monster in the fridge!!!"

"Oh, sweet. I need a little energy boost." - Hawk #Riffotronic

26.01.2025 02:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Don't pss pss pss me, Lady!" - the cat #Riffotronic

26.01.2025 02:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Chris is about to start spitting pea soup and spinning his head around. #Riffotronic

26.01.2025 02:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh, we're supposed to believe she's possessed? #Riffotronic

26.01.2025 02:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She went from freaking out about her brother to playing dress-up pretty quickly. #Riffotronic

26.01.2025 02:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"It's getting out of hand."

No, it's getting out of leg for you. #Riffotronic

26.01.2025 01:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes.

26.01.2025 01:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just shave off his eyebrows. It's his weakness, like Sampson. #Riffotronic

26.01.2025 01:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0