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Happy birthday!

If a burrito doesn't feel like it's gonna give me a baby made outta meat and rice and beans and salsa then what is the fucking POINTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

When I order a burrito online and I pick it up and it's so small it couldn't even make me pregnant

how it feels being a switch 2less pokopialet in march 7th 2026

chris redfield doing the six seven motion with his fists while punching a boulder

This one is good too though

I think this is my favorite

discovering insane edits recently

Jack Nicholson proves age hasnt dulled his sense of humor by throwing a stun grenade into a crowd of his fans

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looking up at the screenshots above without any other context whatsoever and imagining them happening in Sonic Advance 2

My eyes (my eyes)

are filled with curiosity

You think (you think)

that you have power over me

In this life (this life)

there's no room for you and me

Rooting for the plaintiffs to get a massive class action win and then immediately get cleaned out by a 21st century Robin Hood.

catching up on Chaotix Case Files

Vector is down TREMENDOUS but I completely understand

Billy Bat tells you to Draw Your OCs

Thinking about Shanoa Castlevania again

Might actually be one of my favorite Castlevania protags

thank you to my neighbors in North Carolina for primarying those Dem state legislators who crossed to the GOP side to pass anti-trans bills past vetoes, and striking the fear of God into this woman

XBox is about to be the first gaming company to launch a console where Microsoft Teams integration is a core selling point.

so is this thing basically gonna be like, a PC but with compatibility with Xbox One / Series games (and whatever back compat games there are)

or an Xbox that hooks up to preexisting PC storefronts (Steam, EGS, maybe GOG?)

are they making an Xbox that will have Denuvo running on it

what the christ

hey so I'm gonna need the techs here to stop vibecoding shit so I can actually use this site, please and thank you

When watersports becomes waterboarding

They're gonna be calling Sonic and the Black Knight a classic in like a year or two

They're gonna be calling Sonic and the Black Knight a Classic in like a year or two

Old enough to be an adult oh my lord

I'm going to feel like this when anything from the PS3 / 360 is called a classic

Monterey Melt from Whataburger

Forgot to post this during lunch

This Monterey Melt went kinda crazy

Think I might like peppers now

[cryptkeeper voice]

Oh, apologies, my ghoulish guests, I didn't see you come in. See I was too busy playing games on my SCREAM deck