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@2phat1

Happily married with two great kids and 4 adored grandkids. Part time Uni Photo-media student. Semi retired, design and install large scale renewable energy systems. Social progressive with centre-left political leanings. Not likely to answer DMs

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First heard this in 2003. Played it incessantly for weeks. Couldn’t stop laughing.

09.03.2026 07:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I deleted X about 3 months ago and signed up to Blue Sky and Threads. Immediately my engagement became more grounded and interesting without the hate trolling and misinformation. I should have done it much earlier. Not missing X one iota.

01.03.2026 07:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am 70 and an unapologetically woke leftie progressive. I’m happy about how I live my life, values and views. I won’t deal with neo liberals, ultra conservatives, misogynists and MAGATS. If there’s anything in this you don’t like, just move on. No need to comment. Offensive shit will be blocked.

28.02.2026 06:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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If you are a Christian and offended by this please pray for my immortal soul. I’ll just be chuckling. Thanks to Kath and Kim for planting this idea in me. IYKNK

Mary and the three wise men at the adoration of the baby cheeses.

28.02.2026 01:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I definitely see him as a prime candidate for future PM. Sadly, after the turmoil and farces of the Rudd/Gillard coups the rules have been changed making it almost impossible for a leader to be removed.

27.02.2026 22:31 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

For what alternative?

27.02.2026 22:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Call him a Wahmbulance

27.02.2026 22:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Or ethicsmaxxing or integritymaxxing?

27.02.2026 07:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It wet oils have rated 98 on Totten Tomatoes

27.02.2026 06:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I share your pain. It’s a flaw I have and have been trying to moderate for 45 years.

27.02.2026 06:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They’re concerned the electorate will see them for the unelectable shit show they’ve become. BREAKING NEWS: That horse has bolted.

27.02.2026 06:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wonderful. The difference between β€œI helped my uncle jack off his horse.” and β€œI helped my Uncle Jack, off his horse.” πŸ˜€

24.02.2026 04:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In the end of times beware the false prophets

21.02.2026 04:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nice to see someone taking responsibility for their mistakes and holding themselves accountable. It is so rare these days. The media and politicians could learn from this. Well done you.

21.02.2026 01:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They do in Scotland. But it’s done with love.

21.02.2026 01:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Does anyone else see the irony in the statement that literature is for everyone and not just for the ideological gatekeepers? Says the ideological Zionist gatekeeper.

19.02.2026 10:22 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m pretty certain few, if any enablers will face prosecution. If the Republicans win the Presidential election they’ll take no action. If they lose then before the handover Trump will pardon them all for any past and current potential crimes. He did it last time. This time will be no different.

14.02.2026 09:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe a contentious idea but perhaps Australia should establish a case for joining NATO as a means of reducing the reliance on America for defense security. If we can compete in the Eurovision Song Contest why not NATO? Only if the defense alliance extended to the Pacific of course

14.02.2026 01:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Earthquakes 11 letters

14.02.2026 00:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Over how many years what vehicles have you owned?

Me: 53 years
Mini Moke
Suzuki 125cc
Hillman Hunter
Suzuki 250cc
Holden Torana
Mini Moke
Toyota Corona
Ford Falcon
Landrover Series 3
Toyota Seca
BMW Convertible
Ford Raider
Holden Jackaroo
Mitsubishi Pajero
Suzuki Swift
Subaru Forester

10.02.2026 04:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I am in the same position. I feel your pain. It’s official. I completed my Bachelor of Media and Communication on 9/12/2025 and this week I received my formal Degree Testamur. Now onto the Honours Degree. Then Masters, then PhD. Dr John by 80yo but no further respect. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

10.02.2026 04:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You mean the Labor government that provided wage increases and reduced tax and provided energy subsidies that the Liberals voted against EVERY SINGLE TIME? That Labor government?

10.02.2026 04:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s official. I completed my Bachelor of Media and Communication on 9/12/2025 and this week I received my formal Degree Testamur. Now onto the Honours Degree.

10.02.2026 04:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You could show the Australian flag as Australia’s colonial history reads the same.

07.02.2026 22:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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07.02.2026 09:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Watermelons. Still only 11 letters

07.02.2026 08:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That would more likely be due to the installation industry shutting down over the traditional construction industry Christmas/New Year break. There is still unmet demand for installations before the rebate is significantly reduced from May 1.

06.02.2026 05:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Send in the FBI. They seem intent on identifying voter fraud at this time.

06.02.2026 03:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

At the time Herzog is visiting, yesterday the Israeli Defense Force bulldozed the war memorial cemetery, destroying the graves of WW1 and WW2 Australian soldiers, along with British and others. Hoe are Albanese and Wong going to reproach the Israeli Ambassador for this outrage? My guess, not at all.

06.02.2026 03:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Here comes the White House theft of the midterms. Welcome to the death of democracy America. This is what you voted for.

06.02.2026 03:18 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0