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“Women are hilarious.” By @kmaiolatesi.bsky.social
Full piece: thebelladonnacomedy.com/how-to-humor...
Also I am stupidly competitive and (previously) athletic, so it didn’t seem like a win at the time, but I’ve decided to look at it as such 💫
I didn’t last long (mostly bc there was fresh fruit to eat at the end), but it was still a win
I went surfing yesterday while having multiple sclerosis 🏆🏄🏼♀️
Katy bonding with a Great Kiskadee @kmaiolatesi.bsky.social
Tysm🙃!!
@emenez2.bsky.social and I have a new piece in Slackjaw! medium.com/slackjaw/cas...
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Actor Don Johnson. Dear reader. Thank you for taking the time to check out this alt text! As you may or may not know, this is a ridiculous joke. I know full well who the person is in the photo, and that I've added the bio of a different person entirely. That's the joke. It's a gag about people having a similar name, which I can mix up in a comedic way. Also, I was dropped on the head as a baby. Several times.
Dwayne Johnson (born May 2, 1972), also known by his ring name "the Rock", is an American actor and professional wrestler. He is signed to WWE, where he performs on a part-time basis. Widely regarded as one of the greatest professional wrestlers of all time
Skeleton if I’m feeling sleepovery
If I were an Olympic athlete I think I would pick luge bc you get to lie down
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Jolene, an angelic Shih Tzu, basks in the sun
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I just had 15 implements in my mouth as the dentist and assistant were complaining about AI. Girls, I wanted to join the bitchfest!
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If I was just like, “I was a soccer player in the movie ‘One Fine Day’” I feel like I could get away with it
"This was not extraordinary or cool in any capacity. There were no explosive sounds, and I had to constantly jab and stir this decrepit mass of white chocolate to release the marshmallows."
Holy shit what a great surprise!! Ty @tomellison123.bsky.social !!
I can’t help but think that if James Caan hadn’t sung “Santa Claus Is Comin’ to Town” at just the right time in Elf, every one of those people would have been absolutely pancaked by Santa’s sleigh
It must be a holiday miracle because a bonus Editrix episode with @jennieegerdie.bsky.social is out now!! youtu.be/fNcR2khgbLg?...
And hot off the presses: Williams Sonoma’s The Grinch™ Hot Chocolate Bomb by @kmaiolatesi.bsky.social
"I gingerly placed the Grinch’s head into my hot milk. And then, nothing. 'Thought it would be more bomby,' I uttered to no one. I had to poke it for half a minute before anything happened."
I’m so pumped to have my first solo piece in @mcsweeneys.net today!! It’s a New Food review and it’s a wild ride. Thank you to @lukevburns.bsky.social and everyone in his class for helping me make it so great. Read it here! www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/wil...
I don’t appreciate when it’s December 16 and an email will be like “Need a last-minute gift?” Last min for what, the SEVENTEENTH OF DECEMBER??!!
Hi, thx for asking! I don’t use hashtags, but it’s prob a case-by-case thing. Just knowing ppl use abbreviations not bc they’re lazy, but perhaps for a dif reason. I posted this mostly bc this trend is annoying the hell outta me 😇 (this is from Threads):
OMG TY Patrick!!!
I’m begging everyone to learn abbreviations bc sometimes people with disabilities need them to keep up, otherwise we’re crying (we’re prob still gonna cry) TYSM ILY
