Kikki Planet

Well god knows he sure isn’t cuz my nearly 60 year old ass could snap that boy in half like dried spaghetti.

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I’m sorry but what kind of name is “Tim-o-tay Shall-o-may” anyway. That’s not a name. That’s a schoolyard taunt.

Very specific type of pyjamas because night sweats. House temp set to 15 cuz night sweats. The ensuite door must be closed, but bedroom door must be open.

I stg, my nightly routine is like a full time fucking job at this point and no one told me menopause would turn bedtime into a chore 😭😩

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Don’t even get me started on the “routine”; panel window at foot of bed open 1/3, with curtain pulled back, panel at head of bed must remain closed, curtain pulled halfway across. Water bottle at room temp on nightstand, pillow for knees, special pillow for neck, slippers beside bed..

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My entire podcast library is sleep sounds, sleep hypnosis, sleep meditation, sleepy time stories, Sleep With Me podcasts.

It takes 60mg of THC, a blackout sleeping mask with built in bluetooth speakers, and a sleeping podcast to knock me out these days. I mean it’s an entire PRODUCTION.

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Multiple choice referendums is a means for those in power to avoid responsibility, to not have their name attached to bad legislation in perpetuity, & to avoid accountability under the guise of a mandate from voters.

This post is about Alberta Premier Danielle Smith. Clearly.

#ableg

Really looking forward to another night of sleeping in the fetal position with T-Rex arms cuz everything is bullshit.

My new age appropriate crush is Senator Sheldon Whitehouse of Rhode Island because that fine gentleman gives Jimmy Stewart vibes.

The further we get from Davos, the more apparent it becomes that the world has simply had enough of Trump, and that nation-state leaders will no longer cower in the shadow of the American madman.

While he’s still Putin’s pet and Bibi’s useful idiot, his status with both is transactional only.

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May women who carry water for the patriarchy always be the first to die of thirst.

This post is about Kristi Noem

DED

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Fully light outside by 7:15 am, #yeg.

Current status: suffering under the weight of an extended craving for damn good Eggs Benedict, but too lazy to drag my ass to the kitchen to make it.

Update: halfway thru S02E02 and this is giving Last of Us/Walking Dead vibes.

The writing is a bit predictable, but they’re doing a good job at giving us compelling backstory.

The season 2 opener of “Paradise” is better than the entire first season ever was. It’s basically a standalone movie.

WITAF HELEN?!

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Took our friend to his first NHL game. He got so excited he threw his ballcap on the ice when he - along with many others - mistook a Draisaitl assist for a hat trick goal, and then he gave us “dear god WHAT HAVE I DONE” face when he realized it’s now gone forever.

NHL noobs are adorable.

LET’S GOOOOOOOOO #OILERS

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My cousin sister bestie just showed up at my door with bread straight from her oven, still warm, wrapped in a cloth.

Now I’m devouring bread with the most excellent melty Lakeside Farms butter & my own homemade raspberry jam. It’s like Little House on the Prairie but with central heating.

Finally getting around to watching (bingeing) “Shrinking” and as a result, this is now a Jessica Williams stan account because my sweet holy Zeus I am transfixed.

I am so tired of hearing about shareholders

Pakistan declares ‘open war’ on Afghanistan, jet fighters bomb Kabul city Pakistani and Afghan officials have both declared full military operations as border clashes intensify.

Not good not good NOT GOOD.

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Okay so what is happening between Pakistan and Afghanistan right now and should I be freaking out I am begging someone anyone to please explain and calm my anxiety.

I mean it’s not like they put it into public healthcare. Or public education. Or renewables. Or anything to improve life for Albertans.

WTF did they do with all of our money, aside from funnelling it into MH Care contracts & frolicking with MAGA at Mar-a-Lago?

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Hi #ableg - just wondering, is the UCP gonna tell us what they did with all of OUR money or nah?

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My kid could live on this sandwich so I’m a popular parent this evening 😂

It was so good. Kid is all “we’re gonna make this for all my friends next time they are here right RIGHT?!”

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Oh thanks autocorrect. I obvs meant Banh Mi.

WTF is “bihn mah”?!

Thursday night is fun night for kid and me, so tonight we tried our hand at making authentic Bihn Mah again and it definitely worked better this time.

Ate grapes instead of cookies for bedtime snack. Am healthiest bitch now.