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proposing a successor to shower thoughts called dish thoughts (thoughts you have while doing the dishes) which is, in essence, a shower thought but with more ennui

no i don't have dyscalculia. it just so happens that every time i have to convert a number to/from hex for RE shenanigans, they wave the MIB neuralyzer at me and i forgot how to count to 16!!

how come all the cool grad school courses that make me better at my job are so damn hard (˃̣̣̥ᯅ˂̣̣̥)

made some braised leeks and then was immediately cooked out so i'm excited to announce that leeks on utz pretzel wheels works shockingly well

doing my silly little homework for school and... hey why are ico files like that

no one told me that the great ace attorney 2 is so hard!! (got to van zieks office in ep 3 and just blankly starred at my computer screen for 45 minutes without progressing the dialogue)

mostly joking but i fear that many an isekai follow the same narrative framing as the new testament and now i'm spiraling

Sorry for being dramatic I'm a theater kid sentenced to computers

my programming language hot take is that python-inspired languages shouldn't be named after snakes (eg cobra/boa/serp*nt).

Python is named after Monty Python. Python-inspired programming langues should be named after British sketch comedy shows, damn it!

the thing i love about tasks is how they get easier the longer you wait

in a way, debugging a docker image is a hip, fun soulslike!

there are powers that will do everything they can to convince you otherwise, but it should be said loudly that protest proves love. community is a conduit for love and oppression seeks to crush community. standing up to say no is an act of love

they should invent podcasts you can read

#buddie heard that uhauling was a queer gesture of affection and then simply refused to do any further research rip

package was supposed to be delivered from florida today. got delayed, which i kinda expected, but for some reason it ended up in new jersey???

technically haven't been diagnosed with ADHD but imho a cup of coffee followed by a cup of espresso followed by a celsius followed by a beer probably does the same thing as adderall soooo

idk what they put in #911onABC but it's been back for one day and i already cannot stop wondering whether buddie will become canon before the inevitable roommates arc

smol vs thicc doge meme but it’s a crying possum and a buff possum wearing a straw hat and black and red bandana first one says NOBODYS COMING TO SAVE US second one says WE CAN ALL SAVE EACH OTHER WITH DIRECT ACTION, MUTUAL AID, AND RADICAL SOLIDARITY shared from prairie possum co-op https://www.facebook.com/share/1526Ec8RY7/?mibextid=wwXIfr

The biggest thing stopping Linux from taking over the consumer desktop market is that Linux is an operating system designed by and for people who know how computers work, and most of the people who use computers today do not. I'm not saying this to disparage anyone, it's just a fact.

i shant explain but your partner's friend's partner is just a cousin

part of getting older that i didn't anticipate is having a big google doc with the dimensions of all my furniture

I forgot about the fate that awaits all tyrants bro

i know i am 100% an elder zoomer and not a zillennial because if jigsaw from saw put me in a saw trap, i would die failing to earnestly play catan

if you were accidentally fired while transporting a nuclear warhead and currently need a place to stay with said warhead please know that i have a sizable backyard and an abiding desire to be a nuclear power

finally giving in to big Stop Making My Partner Empty His Pockets onto the Ground and buying nightstands 😔

i'm just like sisyphus if instead of rolling a boulder he had to type "docker compose up" and "docker compose down" over and over again for forever

Any dictionary can be a pocket dictionary with big enough pants.

It’s like you guys are incapable of understanding power like it’s really sad. You’re going to donate to a party that basically lost on purpose and isn’t doing anything to stop fascism in 4 years aren’t you

Where the hell is Lin-Manuel Miranda? Why isn’t he, in full costume, outside the Treasury Department, right now, RAPPING?!