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Latest posts by Geoff Lloyd @geofflloyd

I only found out last night!

26.11.2025 10:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

On reflection, the highway is also fine

09.07.2025 16:12 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

So disappointing that the new Wicked 2 trailer didn’t end with
‘And introducing… Liza Minelli as DOROTHY’

08.06.2025 11:51 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oooh!

06.06.2025 06:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hard data!

05.04.2025 22:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I think it’s a FALSE WOLF

23.03.2025 02:35 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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QUESTION: This is just a regular giant house spider, right? I just got into bed, and noticed it on the wall.

I *really* don’t want to go through the rigmarole of getting back up and putting it outside - it’s not going to eat me in my sleep, is it?

23.03.2025 02:03 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ha! I’d forgotten that little detail

06.02.2025 00:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

At the very least, you and Roy Wood are a pair of sad bastards.

23.01.2025 12:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You need to understand that your vagus nerve was inside of you all along

22.01.2025 18:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The problem isn’t your vagus nerve

22.01.2025 16:56 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I need to open this app more often

15.01.2025 16:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Noted! I shall proceed in a similar style

15.01.2025 16:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Tess!! Thank you

23.11.2024 19:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thank you! No dead pigeons, please

22.11.2024 15:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Do you think it’ll propel us into the big league?

22.11.2024 14:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Started in my lab, Mal

22.11.2024 14:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Girl Scout

22.11.2024 14:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Thank you, every little helps

22.11.2024 14:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thank you, that’s so kind. We’re doing an episode-by-episode seasons one and two rewatch, if you ever fancy diving back in

19.11.2024 16:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Thank you! I’m hoping for a full recovery *and* to become a medical curiosity

19.11.2024 13:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

When I tell you I have the lurgy, don’t tell me it’s going around - I want to be special.

19.11.2024 10:10 👍 21 🔁 0 💬 6 📌 0

Thanks, Anna. You should see my eBay feedback

16.11.2024 13:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What else?

15.11.2024 13:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Oh no!

15.11.2024 11:46 👍 16 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

Hi! I brought snacks

14.11.2024 18:36 👍 32 🔁 1 💬 7 📌 0