Chris

If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck that is. It’s toast time.

Went and did a Pokemon Go event day thing with a friend who is still big into it on Saturday and it was cute to see literally hundreds of people out at South Bank playing it (plus it was nice to get out and do something)

For once the fates haven’t (seemingly) fucked me over

New boss being announced today - expecting resume prep starts tomorrow

Sometimes that’s all that matters - just getting through some days when the mental health isn’t great is a big achievement in itself so you’re doing awesome ☺️

Hope you’re going ok 🫂 It’s ok to have a quiet day, and actually taking a mental health day for yourself is a step to being better, rather than turning up to work and hating it all

Based on the headline it’s probably more bottom work

Trivia was fun and everyone was nice. Not a surprise just a reminder to sometimes push through the social awkwardness 😊

I’ve had a real rubbish last week so I think my brain is just messy, I’ll get through it

Got a social club thing tonight and I am annnnxious

And Carrot I guess?

I would also say Angua, and her constantly naked ripped brother Wolfgang

Moist and/or Adora Belle Dearheart - Ankh Morpork dom power couple

Unfortunately my method is pretty bad, the Gold Coast Suns win most match ups because an unfathomably hot celestial body is typically going to beat most animals or people lol

The straights at work are trying to force me into a footy tipping competition using my vibes based guesses of ‘of the two mascots, what would win in a fight?’

Original Fit poppin off 💪 300kgs is nuts though, awesome work

Yeah, back when I was younger I was always worried it would just be awful so I never went - the apps were bad enough lol

Hope you’re alright - I’ve never been so not great to hear it wasn’t good 🫂

That was a fully incorrect lip sync outcome

I wish I could be that square and muscular

Zane Phillips is so insanely hot, far out

One of my dogs did a little awoo on our walk this morning when a fire truck went past and it was the cutest thing I’ve ever seen

I’m tired actually

Can always do 1.5 reps, or increase time under tension to make it harder

It’s good so far, not the type of book I usually read so just getting used to the style

Dishevelled Miami detective realness

I’m on chapter 4 of Game Changer 🫣

It’s so good, I rewatched it last weekend and cried all over again

Definitely - it’s why I push back on it, but I’m running a workshop so I need to command ‘respect’ from the others which a shock to their systems of me dressed professionally might do lol

I should dress like an adult but nobody stops me just going casual lol