HOT FUZZ scene. Pegg as a cop talking to some underage kids in a pub When’s your birthday? 22nd of February. What year? Every year.
Happy birthday to this young man, and really to us all
they should have an olympics for crash bandicoot. shits hard. YOU try finding all the wumpa fruits while not letting like, a turtle, kill you too much
Ser Charles: I been a knight for ten and eight summers and I ain’t never heard of no trial of seven that needed a Kingsguard presence! A kings-guard presence!
Lord Shaq: *cracking up* I’m the prince of Westeros and a Hedge Knight comin’ to beat me up.
here’s the thing. he gives me goosebumps every time
go wolves. fuck ice. have a good night yall
Oh you don't believe in God? Then explain the Minnesota Timberwolves beating the Oklahoma City Thunder on December 19th 2025
walton goggins grinch: “hey do you want me to be in like, proper Whoville character or?”
walmart commercial director: “nah just do you”
if your band sucks I’m still gonna say nice set. being in a band that sucks is still pretty cool
We'll always have this, ya'll!
I have not, and absolutely will not ever, learn a fact
this guy has like 100 videos exactly like this. all too wimdy to hear him say anything and I love every one of them. might be the pinnacle of norwegian comedy
gen z can make fun of me all they want but this millenerino aged out of the heckin draft
This one ends with a 30-point margin.
For the second straight season the Wolves get thoroughly whipped in the Conferece Finals. Hard to see at the moment but remarkable amount of good in that sentence. Organization is sound.
Wolves back 🐺
Cool Runnings 2 vibes
I bet reanimated skeleton warriors don't have to wake up tomorrow and spend all day on the computer
As someone who travels a lot for work, I would like to cite Burbank as the greatest airport in the country. Looks like it exists in the 90’s. Immediately in the gates. A couple local only coffee spot + food. Board on the tarmac.
I back you with LAX being one of the absolute worst. Always go Burbank
Hey man sorry to hear about all your political turmoil. Would it help if I scrolled around on the computer all day and drove myself insane?
2004-2010+ era metalcore bands really had children’s choirs singing the bleakest shit
shout out to the 4 Russians and 8 teenagers who helped get my car out of a gnarly snowbank at flat top
my wife got her annual bonus today and we’re en route to the mall of america. pray 4 me and our bank account
ACAB also includes Dog Man. he would 100% have Snoopy arrested on fake charges
thank u for poutine
presidential inauguration? sorry, watching NBA basketball. as per usual. not particularly patriotic. hoops is on
tiktok banned? sorry, watching NBA basketball. as per usual. unaffected personally. hoops is on
can’t wait to have my flight delayed because the runways aren’t plowed!!!
ate beecher’s tomato soup at seatac while wearing white pants, jacket, and shoes. no spills. please clap
watched Game of Thrones for the first time this winter. great show. occasionally i’d check online post-episode discussions after a heater. man. some annoying fans, huh?
What are we DOING here? We're just meant to sit and act like this insane plagiarism and climate threat that requires more money than anything has ever cost is worth it? Are we meant to pretend that ChatGPT is worth this aimless, meaningless destruction of capital and our environment? For what?
