L.A.'s Comeback Tour 2026

We're lucky when it's below $5 in SoCal.

This is the Golden Age of Dunning-Kruger, unfortunately.

Amiga! All you had to do was follow my loud voice! 😂

Sure, the world's on fire, but at least bad shit keeps happening to Kari Lake.

Reminds me of a study from some years ago that objectively demonstrated that Fox News viewers were the least informed, but thought they were the best informed, and in fact, were worse off than those who watched no news at all.

Obama wore a tan suit in the White House, which was way way way way a billion times eleventy worse than rocking a superpatriotic ball cap when dead soldiers have returned home. You know, the losers and suckers!

She's a constant debacle. 🤣

Clearly, I know the smartest people on here. This app's saving grace.

I left teaching when that testing began gaining traction. It was depressing watching my colleagues transition to full-time test proctors training students to mimic key phrases from a rubric. It was the nadir of their professional careers. The ones who toughed it out have my undying respect.

The inability or unwillingness to recognize that compromise is REQUIRED in a pluralistic system. Clinton was not guaranteed re-election in '96, so he knew he could land a better welfare overhaul deal than President Dole and Gingrich. Unpopular as it was, CLINTON SAVED SOCIAL SECURITY FOR DECADES.

I bought bulletproof glass for it!

Then there's giving the Dem president only two years before surrendering the House in the midterms by not showing up, then complaining that the Dem didn't do enough. I am exhausted about 2030 in advance.

Your last sentence deserves framing and hung in the Bluesky foyer.

Hurricane Dolly: doesn't cause property damage – it just leaves free children's books in its wake.

Hurricane Kyle: beaches will be flooded with khakis, and ball caps that have only been worn backwards. Smells of Doritos and bad weed.

Hurricane Omar: you come at this hurricane, you best not miss.

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That era still leaves a stench in the air.

#MarchMovieChallange
#FilmSky

Someone talking on a landline.

The Mayo Clinic scene from "Airplane!" (1980):

That word is forever tainted. If I used it to describe myself, I would worry people might think I'm insufferable, ignorant, and tedious. And definitely a bigot.

Feeling irreverent today.

Or irrelevant. Either/or.

You, in another decade.

Hurricane Wilford... watch out for storm and glucose surges!

Seeing the kinds of takes that responding to got me in trouble last time.

One of the most absurd things I saw in the past few weeks was an evangelical whining that country music radio shuns....Jesus.

They have to fabricate the persecution because it doesn't exist. Imagine, country music radio banning mentions of Jesus, LOL.

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A sparkle pony in every basement!

The same ones stanning for Platner, Talarico, etc. Bernie is the root of the white leftist rot.

How timely, considering this week's news.

MAGAs love calling themselves "patriots" and have handles like @ 1776boner or such. They're the ones who failed 7th grade US history and derided anyone with a grade above a C as a "brain." Anti-intellectualism is where their true loyalty lies.

I am rather efficient like that.

Daylight Saving Weekend:
1 less hour of me posting bullshit.

Details, details...

Daylight Saving Time begins in early March and ends in early November. During that stretch, you abbreviate your time zone with a 'D' in the middle and not an 'S'.

EDT, CDT, MDT, PDT, etc.

Standard Time doesn't get much of the calendar these days.

Nor was his title role in the TV movie Citizen Cohn.