Guy Yoteen

Ok gotta mute the name of that lady now

Chalamet stepped IN IT

Party gonna pass over moderates like John Hickenlooper and nominate Tina Peters for senate.

My parents named me Orpah but I though that was a dumb-sounding name and so I decided to go by Oprah instead.

Spanish Prime Minister Pedro Sánchez: “A country that always defends human rights and international law, like Spain, earns the respect of the entire world, as has happened in recent weeks.”

🎶 Trump set fire to his reign 🎶

I keep seeing Trump and his minions calling "violence" a good thing and it's just maddening. It's like they've never interacted with human beings before.

Headed for the county Democratic assembly and the buzz among the party's engaged, activist wing is we should follow the lead of our two Dem senators and nominate a Republican for every office in order to win in 2026. Gotta pretend Colorado's still purple and not sapphire blue.

Imagine being douchey enough to say this at a gathering of nations of the Americas.

in that they probably drink diesel, yes

Hi Pete, this is your lawyer, I advice you to keep talking like this. bsky.app/profile/laur...

"always illuminating"

This is what Grindr is like

HOW DARE THEY POLITICIZE JESSE JACKSON'S FUNERAL? - the civility police

The red "wasted" visual in the White House video game graphic is just beyond vile. This involves real human beings. They know civilians are being killed. They're reveling in it.

the stove has been well and truly touched, man

The people leading this war are insane. Human life means nothing to them. 😠

the cheapest and most abundant and utile political resource for the american ruling class is muslim life. this has been true my entire life. you can never go wrong slaughtering muslims

there's a Peppa Pig episode where the teacher keeps the glitter locked in a safe because the second she takes it out the entire classroom is covered in glitter, and that is our house right now... we had seven fourth graders over here the other day playing with it

it's the younger one so it's glitter... if it were the older one we'd just not ask

A text screenshot that reads "I'm changing my sheets so wait a second cause I'm gonna put them in the laundry basket and then take it down"

someone help my child has been kidnapped

As someone who routinely mocks permabullish clickbait oil forecasts, I want to be exceptionally clear:

Crude WILL go to $200/bbl, en route higher, unless traffic through the Strait resumes.

Not clickbait, but rather brutal physics and necessary economic incentives.

ok this is good

I am a lawyer and I will literally go through a document and correct every misuse of which or that, even if it creates a messy redline

Lawyers for some reason LOVE to do this

High oil prices are going to kill the airlines, esp smaller commuter ones

what if we taxed the rich an inch of their neck?

Remember when Michael Jackson just stood on stage silent and the crowd screamed? Then he turned his head and the crowd screamed *louder*???

Everyone who aura farms now on is chasing that

James Bond, but SILLY

Also we're now calling it a "kinetic conflict" whatever the fuck that means