This is a little orgasmic, I wonβt lie.
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This is a little orgasmic, I wonβt lie.
I don't want much, tbh. I just want to live in a world free of billionaires and AI. is that too much to ask
started a new BG3 playthrough with my beloved D&D character as a Durge... look at himmmm π₯°
Freshly hatched copies of The Salt Oracle hardback and We Are All Ghosts In The Forest paperback on a green cloth, looking handsome
Close up of the base of both book spines, showing a tiny leaping orca on The Salt Oracle
The dedication page from The Salt Oracle, that reads: To Mr Short, My secondary school science teacher who told me, repeatedly, that girls weren't cut out for science. My PhD and I beg to differ.
LOOK WHO HATCHED!
New books are in my very own paws & they're looking so damn pretty I can't!
(Please admire the teensy spine orca whomst I adore)
(Also have I shown you my spite dedication? I can't remember)
@solarisbooks.bsky.social @literaryfey.bsky.social
ok. y'all know what I want? a series of interconnected romantasies like Lisa Kleypas's Wallflowers series ... but make it speculative. same level of heat and drama and character development, but just add magic. not sequels! interconnected standalones. this is my #1 dream #mswl
sorry I've been so MIA on here, y'all! if I'm honest, all the disparate social media platforms are doing my head in. going to try to be more active, though β₯οΈ
Graham Linehan is literally in court today for harassing, cyberstalking, and assaulting a trans child. He's saying his victim doesn't exist.
I can't focus on anything else like I neeeeeeeed to know if I should run to Lidl and get prosecco
hantatyΓ« β₯οΈ
C4 of @criticalrole.bsky.social being set in a land named AramΓ‘n, the teaser for it showing snowy mountains, and this little tidbit from the LOTR wiki .... oh Brennan Lee Mulligan!!!! your brain!! I am about to FEAST.
it's almost admirable how hard he commits to the bit of being a Scrooge-y cartoon villain
Moonflow in the Barnes and Noble horror section
Moonflow!!!
Moonflow is on the shelf at my local Barnes and noble!!!!!!!
yearning for a historical horror/fantasy/romantasy featuring pirates. please. give me an Elizabeth Swann-coded heroine. give me the Jack x Elizabeth x Will OT3 we all deserved. give me sea battles and flintlocks. I beg for the swashbuckle #mswl
whatever bullshit is up with my lungs has GOT to stop soon, this is getting incredibly annoying
does the person who bought the first edition The Hobbit for Β£43,000 know that they could just give it to me. I'd be very grateful. thank you in advance
your regularly scheduled cursed LotR fact of the day is that the Beatles nearly made a film adaptation of it, with (among other things) John Lennon as Gollum and George Harrison as Gandalf, and to be directed by Stanley Kubrick. pls imagine John-as-Gollum with the Kubrick stare
you would not see me for DUST if i had access to her resources. i'd be playing the most elaborate dnd campaigns and anonymously building monoliths in remote parts of earth. she's so embarrassing.
Tolkien: now we'll know everything about gollum's adventures!
Tolkien: all questions will be answered!
Barker: hey jirt i got a question for you
Barker: why don't you tell us what the blue wizards were doing
Tolkien: NO FUCK YOU NEVER
desperately looking for a speculative upmarket circus novel, maybe with some fantasy elements β The Night Circus vibes, pls! I have wanted this for years π #mswl
laptop? closed. OOO? on. suitcase? .............still not packed I'm getting to it
on the other hand ............................ gee, I wonder who could've seen this coming
Boundless going into administration and not emailing a single Unbound author (who were promised "goodwill" payments re: their unpaid [stolen] royalties) about it has my jaw on the FLOOR tbh
love the sound of this! please do query me when it's ready :)
wait and that post is soooo obviously written by AI as well π
todayβs editing vibe π―οΈπͺ©π
crazy that y'all are still choosing to give oxygen to this.
You know when we kept saying this was coming, this was happening, this was never a US-only issue, we were having events cancelled and being left off lists and parents had to sign permission slips when we were coming in to do assemblies? You know? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
had a fab night elfing around at the @illumicrate.bsky.social 10 year anniversary last night, surrounded by the glitterati of SFF publishing β huge congratulations to Daphne and the team, and hereβs to 10 more years of wonderful stories! #IC10PARTY π§ββοΈ β¨