Danielle

Has anyone mentioned that sitting up straight isn’t as comfortable?

I know he would immediately rise to the highest ranks of the Aryan gang but he would experience consequences.

I want to see Hegseth in prison most of all.

🥹🥹🥹🥹

Not so far I don’t think. 🫣 Tell the birds I said what’s up!

Sucks having to check bluesky every Saturday morning to make sure we didn’t start another war.

Very much so! Julio is so gorgeous 😭

Gave Petey a little boop for you 🤗

An orange and white cat lays with its front paws tucked under its neck with its head turned away from the camera.

Snuggler

This is the world we live in.

I wonder how I was able to watch so many horror films as a kid and it’s because this was on at 3 in the afternoon.

A puppet caricature version of Phil Collin’s singing into a phone. He’s got a tiny mouth like a turtle but huge cheeks and tiny eyes and the hair is accurately patchy.

It’s hard to convey how unsettling it was to absorb this video as your brain is still developing.

Been watching this on repeat for the past hour and a half.

Beyond thrilled I canceled my subscription a few weeks ago.

“I have a virtually unlimited supply of oxygen but I got this tank just in case.”

They come back as a computer virus.

Don’t forget a heroin addict for 14 years beginning when his brain was still developing.

Ha!

13 years later and I now make deposits in the lobby of the building where I was first hired, 2 offices ago.

Right? I want to knock and say, pardon me but you smell delightful!

One of the joys of rowhome living is walking by a house that uses expensive laundry detergent.

Psyching myself up to put on jeans.

Holding his head high I see.

Because lewandowski looks like a ferret yet bags everyone.

The Earth would surely split in half from my puking.

Does this mean Markwayne is now having an affair with Corey Lewandowski?

There’s one parked outside the pretzel factory in my neighborhood (I assume it’s an employee) and their anti theft device is a full on tire boot.

You’re allowed to run a red light as long as you tap the horn a few times real quick while you’re doing it.

Good thing he’s the secretary of Homeland security because he’s clueless otherwise.

Listen, the name is Mark or Wayne. You can’t have both.