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Martin Coyle

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Not the lead, maybe a side character, sometimes just scenery. used to be @coyle_mj on Twitter

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Lucy is working hard to close the Wikipedia gender gap.

08.03.2026 20:41 πŸ‘ 123 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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Imagine not being able to start your day clean - Donate Now!, organized by Beauty Banks Beauty Banks was founded in 2018, with the eradication of hyg… Beauty Banks needs your support for Imagine not being able to start your day clean - Donate Now!

The brilliant Beauty Banks, which fights hygiene poverty (as they say, imagine not being able to go to school clean, or with no sanitary products on your period) by supporting hundreds of charities up and down the country. They’re in a bit of trouble. Can you help?

www.gofundme.com/f/donate-to-...

07.03.2026 09:38 πŸ‘ 42 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

this is like

the thesis statement of our times

07.03.2026 03:12 πŸ‘ 4162 πŸ” 1025 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Black and white portrait of Roman Rubarski, a mature man with short hair and moustache wearing a suit.

Black and white portrait of Roman Rubarski, a mature man with short hair and moustache wearing a suit.

5 or 6 March 1942 | Roman Rybarski, a Polish historian, economist, politician of the National Democracy, Member of Parliament, perished in the German camp #Auschwitz. He was registered as number 18599 on 24 July 1941. A member of camp resistance. http://lekcja.auschwitz.org/en_16_ruch_oporu/

06.03.2026 17:00 πŸ‘ 274 πŸ” 66 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

That's magnificent

06.03.2026 07:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Haven't had a *dream in a **long ***time

*banana
**Honda
***Civic

06.03.2026 07:50 πŸ‘ 57 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I love a really good fake quote.

This one has all the ingredients because it sounds nothing like Orwell, is poorly written, and incredibly dumb.

"But if you attach a famous name and deliver it with whispered gravitas, there will always be dumbasses who'll believe it."

~ Keith Harris (and Orville)

06.03.2026 07:42 πŸ‘ 527 πŸ” 99 πŸ’¬ 72 πŸ“Œ 3

The fact that there is a Markwayne and a John Wayne implies the existence of a Matthewwayne and a Lukewayne.

05.03.2026 19:19 πŸ‘ 98 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2
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this the FT not The Onion

04.03.2026 22:17 πŸ‘ 383 πŸ” 121 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 16
Trump: Iran was two weeks from nuclear bomb
President Trump, speaking at the White House on Wednesday, has said of the attacks on Iran: β€œIf we didn’t hit within two weeks they would have had a nuclear weapon.

β€œWhen crazy people have nuclear weapons, bad things happen.”

Trump: Iran was two weeks from nuclear bomb President Trump, speaking at the White House on Wednesday, has said of the attacks on Iran: β€œIf we didn’t hit within two weeks they would have had a nuclear weapon. β€œWhen crazy people have nuclear weapons, bad things happen.”

Oh yeah, I remember 2002.

04.03.2026 20:28 πŸ‘ 42 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 3
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Brilliant. An expat im Dubai has a startling revelation, by @stephencollins.bsky.social

03.03.2026 19:20 πŸ‘ 1441 πŸ” 510 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 15

Also, haven't we learned yet that being praised or condemned by Trump means less than nothing? He says the opposite three days later. It's of no consequence.

03.03.2026 17:40 πŸ‘ 319 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 2
02104-25 Fraser v Telegraph.co.uk - IPSO Ian Fraser complained to the Independent Press Standards Organisation that Telegraph.co.uk breached Clause 1 (Accuracy) of the Editors’ Code of Practice in an article headlined β€œWe earn Β£345k, but soa...

This IPSO adjudication against the Telegraph is quite something

Confirms their story titled: β€˜We earn Β£345k, but soaring private school fees mean we can’t go on five holidays’ was completely fabricated, with the family involved non-existent and stock pictures used

www.ipso.co.uk/rulings/0210...

03.03.2026 13:31 πŸ‘ 1633 πŸ” 794 πŸ’¬ 73 πŸ“Œ 90

Kangaroo as Rodin's The Thinker

03.03.2026 16:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Spreading crushed silicate rocks like basalt on fields could remove up to 1.1 billion tonnes of carbon dioxide from the atmosphere each year while increasing crop yields.
Read more: www.newscientist.com/articl...

03.03.2026 15:54 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2
Amidst bare trees, crocuses spring from the grass like a river; purple, yellow and white

Amidst bare trees, crocuses spring from the grass like a river; purple, yellow and white

Close up of some of the crocuses. They are variegated, striped purple and white.

Close up of some of the crocuses. They are variegated, striped purple and white.

En masse, up close
#UncomplicatedBeauty

03.03.2026 16:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"well, technically I have five doors, but one doesn't want to brag"

02.03.2026 23:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Reform win a seat: The true Volk have spoken and we all must listen.

Greens win a seat: Early reports that Muslims may have β€˜voted’ (an ancient Islamic practice designed to steal elections). How severely should the franchise be limited in response?

02.03.2026 07:57 πŸ‘ 5333 πŸ” 1147 πŸ’¬ 35 πŸ“Œ 21

I’d love news coverage to talk about how political events will affect me as a person, rather than how it’ll impact politicians / parties.

Given the nature of their political stance, the consequences of a Green Party win for *humans beings* seems more important than its effects on the Labour Party.

27.02.2026 19:20 πŸ‘ 141 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 3

This is a superb musical transcription

25.02.2026 21:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Big Black - Kerosene (Vinyl)

For those who don't know it..

"Big Black: Kerosene" video share.google/KrsmLe0vRcBB...

20.02.2026 11:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Kerosene by Big Black

Would need a costume with Blades of Glory style flamethrower arms

20.02.2026 11:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Swords Of A Thousand Men by Tenpole Tudor. I'd be wearing some sort of warrior queen outfit and it would be epic.

20.02.2026 11:05 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Magnificent clip that was taken out of @joshgondelman.bsky.social's recent special

19.02.2026 23:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I just misread this as decanter and I stand by the submarine classification

16.02.2026 22:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

6. advocating for mental health means even when it’s ugly and hard and not just when it’s art therapy colouring books
7. you don’t have to forgive people to move on
8. i’m pretty certain neurodiverse people invented everything
9. pets will tell you where the ghosts are
10. kindness will win

06.02.2026 22:25 πŸ‘ 281 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Conservatives don't actually value freedom. They are obsessed with controlling others' self expression, religion, reproduction, access to information.

What they mean when they say "freedom" is "lack of natural consequences for antisocial, self-serving actions." What "freedom" means to a toddler.

15.02.2026 17:25 πŸ‘ 48 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
On the Street Where You Live
Song by John Michael King


I have often walked down this street before
But the pavement always stayed beneath my feet before
All at once am I several stories high
Knowing I'm on the street where you live

On the Street Where You Live Song by John Michael King I have often walked down this street before But the pavement always stayed beneath my feet before All at once am I several stories high Knowing I'm on the street where you live

Such beautiful lyrics, made all the more charming if you imagine it’s Godzilla in love

15.02.2026 14:09 πŸ‘ 125 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 2