there's a funny irony one of the reasons it could've been implemented was it really got noticed when "influential users" got to attend all-media showings, which were embargoed, and found out the hard way those invites have dumb fine print
I remembered that way too late. But somebody reminded me about Coach Carter recently and I thought going for a Hateful Eight/CC duo.
everyone watches morning glory eventually
This is mis-titled but “Harrison Ford angrily makes a frittata” is also up there in this film that once enraged me so much I made a map of the exteriors and how impossible the commutes would be youtu.be/vIu4LulvX_c?...
I was always told the poutine was good there.
Also my excuse being a latchkey childhood. No idea how anyone that didn’t grow up in video stores deals with this.
if I could figure out a way to monetize this curse I’d probably just transition to playing keno. Vulture Cinematrix No. 711: Mar 7, 2026
I got 9/9 Correct
Score: 2669
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not since sipping a martini in green lantern has peter sarsgaard delivered as good a moment as "but you reopened the case" and he just sheepishly eats his bacon egg and cheese sandwich in the bride!
well that time out best theaters in the world list got one thing right
I hate this as much as the comms departments telling all their fast food ceos to eat their shit on video and go “so good!”
Shudder has announced that tonight's episode of THE LAST DRIVE-IN will be the SERIES FINALE.
But...
Four all-new specials for The Last Drive-In with Joe Bob Briggs will debut quarterly through the end of 2026.
THE BRIDE! (‘26): come for the punchline that was 52 years in the making, stay for Toni Storm being channeled into Jesse Buckley.
I’m sorry what
also horses
rewatching the ring on the criterion VHS series and a) it looks astonishingly good and b) Naomi Watts cannot be trusted around any children with psychic powers or books of henry or vhs tapes
Leave red dwarf alone
shitposting about paul w.s. anderson’s Pompeii had led to the discovery of a Russian film on Netflix about ice skating criminals the day isn’t wasted
I just call it that while eating the worst bowl of spaghetti, shaking my hand back and forth and holding a copy of paul w.s. anderson’s Pompeii on dvd
all in all this has been an exhausting day of learning I don't have enough hate or experience to write or edit anywhere because every outlet I've written for has been erased from the internet or absorbed into another outlet and therefore I have no experience
The two great parts of pillion are:
-“let’s take the day off”
-and Ray reading a “My Struggle” when, during this wider release, Knausgård’s announced as the Criterion SENTIMENAL VALUE essayist
“Have you ever talked to the other Lanterns?”
“Are you kidding? They’re aliens. One of them’s a fucking squirrel.”
hashtag justice for ch’p
why did you have so many Flip HDs? how did they go untouched for 18 years?
nothing fascinates me more than local a/v estate sales as companies are being picked off because it's like "we have a crate of 24 untouched Flip HDs for $30 or best offer" and I check back and it's an insane bidding war
stupid wild dogs being after 2005. Vulture Cinematrix No. 707: Mar 3, 2026
I got 8/9 Correct
Score: 2381
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looking back the greatest modern innovations in online film criticism are:
-Gregg Turkington's number of bags of popcorn
-Rotten Tomatoes creating an easily exploitable submission system
-the movie guru's heart/brain/courage and entertainment chart and number of times he checks his watch
had to fix it because look at that courage it's off the charts
and it’s just pleasantly raining
Thank god we’re back to normal d.c. weather
also up there obviously is "Move Your Dead Bones" www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BnO...
the thing we're missing from horror films nowadays are title songs that are bangers like "Killer Condom" from KILLER CONDOM youtu.be/6TW3fNcYU4o?...
