Corna Sto Cutie

I hope yall saw my mayor preach. Brandon Johnson is a westside GEM!

Shhiiiiitt! Based on the state of shit, it might be soon.

My mayor already spoke. That man is the shit. Brandon for President 2028

Is the body gone hold up? Poor Jesse is retago

Quit playing

I would’ve died sitting there that long.

Now this is a Black church. SOMEBODY got a purse full of peppermints.

His. Name. Is. Markwayne.

It’s still going?

Then I’m a bitch for not being nice. Nope. Not letting grown ass men down easily.

I hate being nice to niggas that like me because then they think I like them back.

Precisely! Meanwhile, I’m JUST like those other inwards

Chicago is racist as fuck. People just know how to keep it cute. Doesn’t stop white people from saying the quiet part out loud when they think they’re among The Good Blacks.

I couldn’t survive in the south because I’m a big city girl. There are also northern cities that couldn’t see me either.

“That was something what camed outside from the wall!”

A 1st grader

The mother looks like somebody erased her whole face and tried to redraw it from memory.

Who wants to go to Indy with me to see Cardi?

I thought Oprah Winfrey really went to jail. The Color Purple had me all fucked up.

One of the teachers has a tape measure taped to the wall. I looked at it and was thinking “Damn. 5’3” is short as hell” and then I remembered I’m 5’3”.

EXACTLY! He forever my deddy!

I call my mama by her first name when she be acting up.

😂😂😂 Apparently I’m supposed to switch to “Dad”. I thought you were siding with the enemy.

Don’t get blocked!

This milkmaid on IG said adults shouldn’t call their parents Mommy and Daddy and as a Black woman from Chicago, that pissed me off because WTF else should I be calling my DADDY!

One of the funniest things ever was the Chileans getting mad on Twitter bc they thought us saying chile was derogatory towards them

When do we get to start talking shit about Tyra Banks? I want to be front and center.

Do white people get mad when other white folks speak a foreign language?

You can correct and guide without harming a child’s body or spirit.

You can hold boundaries without raising your hand.
You can be firm and nurturing at the same time.

So if you don’t want to spank, the alternative is not “doing nothing.” The alternative is intentional teaching.

Walking a child through their mistakes and helping them repair is discipline.

Supporting them through hard feelings instead of shaming them is discipline.

Spanking is not discipline.
Fear is not discipline.
Humiliation is not discipline.
Withholding love/emotional connection is not discipline.

Discipline is teaching. The word means to teach. So my question is not “Do you spank?” It’s “What are you teaching?”

Providing tools for emotional regulation is discipline.
Creating structure & routines is discipline.
Reestablishing clear boundaries is discipline.