My deepest condolences friend.
09.03.2026 04:51
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My deepest condolences friend.
If you don’t like this quote, I wish for you what you wish for trans people. Do fuck off.
I’m sure he’d appreciate the fucking autocorrect.
David Lunch once said, in defense of trans people, “fix your hearts or die”.
Went to college.
Stand down Margaret, stand down please, stand down Margaret.
I need every news reader to pronounce his name as mar-KWAIN. It's what Mr. Garvey would do.
Is Corey still in the flying fuck palace? Does he stay with the plane? Is he the Sword for her new Shield job?
I think the word is supposed to be “remain” but now I’m even more confused. Will check if we need to opt out.
Maybe from a different thread?
me: why didn’t Ariel just write a note to the Prince after she lost her voice to let him know what Ursula did to her? i mean she signed the contract so we know she can write
pharmacist: i meant questions about the medication
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Reaming?
Ok but she’s not really fired she’s now in charge of something western hemisphere related?
Reluctantly grouched at the starting line.
Happy Lawn Baby Day to all who celebrate.
If you feel so inclined, this is a great day to donate a few bucks to CASA. www.casahelpskids.org
Todd @ Why are we bothering with the Strait of Hormuz when we could simply do this? Explain it to me like I'm 5. Canal RIOS 508 MOUNTAIN HARD AND BIG, WATER NO UP. MANY MANY DIG DIG.
please accept my sincerest oopsie daises
On our second date, @sundazed.bsky.social and I went to Vancouver BC to a Beastie Boys show and partied with the band after and went out for drinks and dinner with Kathleen Hanna.
And didn’t he go to ASU? This is on brand regardless.
A product called PEGOLAND
Legoland - strap in!
PEGOLAND - strap on!
Salon sign reads “Guaranteed Shorter Hair.”
“Meeting expectations since 1994.”
My entire life I was told that my 6’7” father couldn’t go to Vietnam bc he was too tall. I learned last thanksgiving that was a lie. He also wasn’t the son of a rich man.
Is it working? Can you explain it to me?
"No worries man, I'll keep my eyes peeled. Maybe i'll go ahead and peel my whole body"
"Cool, me too but I might need a little help"
- a snake and a potato
Although generally everybody is or should be doing these things, I think we all know a few people who should not be either kung-fu fighting or cutting footloose.
Oooooh you want one
I mean, sure? He can “prove” he’s been a manager. I can “prove” I’ve played baseball…doesn’t make me Ohtani.
Uh,,,,y’all are aware that his record is public. “Proven” is doing a lot of heavy lifting here.
Nina Simone