I thought they did too, on the Matchball?

journalists are workers who deserve to be paid fairly for our labor and I think that far too few consumers of media recognize or even care about this fact

I feel obliged to share this masterpiece from my brother:

oh yeah? well, could a dying sex criminal do THIS? [bombs venezuela]

That’s Ten Hag in a wig

Cannot wait for you to get absolutely blasted for not giving everyone 11s

Someone's bluray is in the charity shop.

A snippet of folklore for #Halloween 🎃

If you sit on a church porch at midnight on Halloween, you will see a procession of all the people who are destined to die in the parish during the next year 💀

#Wales #History

@grahamsmyth.bsky.social does your use of the phrase “pressure is a privilege” mean you’re a secret PCD 👀? #ElisandJohn #InsideEllandRoad

It’s like he thought he wasn’t allowed to go past his man before this and suddenly realised he’s allowed to #weloveBrendy

72 - Ampadu leaves one on Adams in the air, in his back. Crowd pleaser.

2-1

#lufc

Defecting to Reform thinking you know everything about how to be in government when they’ve never had any meaningful policies or impact should be known as the Danny-Kruger Effect #politics #badjokes

New Cockney rhyming slang just dropped

You join us live from Danny Dyer’s birthday drinks.

Rob "The Stapler" Schneider announcing that Graham Linehan, Andrew "Titania McGrath" Doyle and that other balder bloke from GB news are writing a presumably execrable sitcom for him named TENURE.

The problem with anti-woke comedy is that it has one (1) good critique: *some* lib comedians aren't funny, they just repeat their audience's values back to them. This is true! It's just that it's also true of *all* anti-woke comedy, which is intrinsically values-led and thus comedically stillborn.

Does @dan.thesquareball.net know that @berencross.bsky.social doesn’t work on the Leeds board? Getting a hammering on today’s pod #TSB 😂

This whole thread is a terrible/funny lesson in how doubling down when you are wrong about something and people have corrected you ends in the most abject humiliation.

a new American boss at the Standard in Hong Kong once fired multiple staff after they produced a newspaper mock-up for a colleague at a leaving do that read 'YOU'RE A CUNT BUT YOU'RE A GOOD CUNT" because he was so shocked

It’s almost too perfect that the billboard behind these two confused Waymos says STOP HIRING HUMANS

I just threw some bird seed on my lawn and now there are dozens of them out there which is amazing because I thought it would take ages for them to grow

On holiday, I notice that there are wind turbines on the shore of Lake Garda, which very much makes me think that residents with a view of some incredibly mid Cotswold or other can put a sock in it.

Petition to get these redone with “fucking” added between first and last names?

Football!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's Dame Chloe Kelly I think you'll find.

Chloe Fucking Kelly

Doubly strange as a Spurs fan, no?

How many Moldovan Leu would he be?

Aye, just if you had leftover condensed milk to use up

If you do it with fresh pineapple instead of lime (& maybe omit the water) it should be good as I worked in a bar years ago where we had a “Batida” on the menu which was delish 🍍