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It has been over two years since Markwayne Mullin challenged someone to a cage match in the middle of a US Senate hearing. Why won’t the Democrat Party acknowledge this?

by Hugh Hewitt

07.03.2026 03:28 👍 578 🔁 39 💬 10 📌 4

There’s a growing cottage industry where wealthy criminals pay insiders to lobby President Trump to pardon them. While some call it a perversion of the Constitution, it’s a refreshing source of job creation in an otherwise unsteady economy.

07.03.2026 03:28 👍 520 🔁 56 💬 9 📌 2

Curious about Donald Trump’s objective in Iran? Throw this sheet pan spaghetti at the wall and see what sticks!

07.03.2026 03:27 👍 450 🔁 27 💬 10 📌 1

The problem with today's snowflake youth is that they demand participation trophies when really they just flat out lost.

by Kristi Noem, Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas

07.03.2026 03:26 👍 541 🔁 67 💬 7 📌 4

Whether it's College Democrats calling for a Palestinian state as proposed by liberal Jews and Arabs or College Republicans calling for an Aryan ethno-state as proposed by Heinrich Himmler, both sides have statehood on their mind.

07.03.2026 03:26 👍 396 🔁 42 💬 5 📌 1

This is why I like him better than most people on here do.

07.03.2026 02:31 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Donald Trump has destroyed the economy and started a pointless war. But the wine mom next door still says "Latinx" sometimes. I have never felt more politically homeless.

07.03.2026 01:05 👍 1001 🔁 92 💬 24 📌 3

Yes, Trump has started a full-scale war with Iran. But it won't be a forever war.

by Marc Thiessen

07.03.2026 01:01 👍 395 🔁 23 💬 18 📌 1

Surrender, Surrender

Power pop president Trump wants us to want him, but, frankly, launching a full-scale war with Iran to pump up his numbers seems like a cheap trick.

by Maureen Dowd

07.03.2026 01:00 👍 293 🔁 11 💬 18 📌 1

My kids have measles, there are no jobs, and the country is at war. But at least now I can buy raw milk with my HSA card.

06.03.2026 20:13 👍 856 🔁 101 💬 20 📌 2

No one could have predicted that starting a trade war would lead to the loss of jobs.

06.03.2026 15:26 👍 768 🔁 80 💬 23 📌 1
Trump Calls War “Exciting” — Experts Warn Iran Has a Plan We Can’t Stop 📱
Trump Calls War “Exciting” — Experts Warn Iran Has a Plan We Can’t Stop 📱 YouTube video by Blue Amp Media | Cliff Schecter | Cliff's Edge

Great episode of Tequila Talk w @walshfreedom.bsky.social! www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVmq...

We drank 818. I told the story of my arrest in KY. I mocked/we analyzed Kristi Noem (poor Corey!). Lotsa Donald Trump LOL'ing for TX primary self sabotage! +Shots! WATCH!

(Iran Negotiations Ice Detention)

06.03.2026 01:24 👍 64 🔁 13 💬 3 📌 0

Today’s weak jobs report raises new questions about Biden’s economic policies

06.03.2026 14:04 👍 809 🔁 89 💬 19 📌 12

I would’ve voted for civil rights three times if I could have.

06.03.2026 07:02 👍 41 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It looks like the Bluesky left in Iran is already trying to force woke purity tests on the next Ayatollah

06.03.2026 06:55 👍 489 🔁 32 💬 6 📌 2

“Slurs filled a chat” is a beaut

06.03.2026 02:52 👍 1620 🔁 196 💬 37 📌 9

I decided to write it without checking if it was true or not

06.03.2026 03:05 👍 42 🔁 1 💬 5 📌 0

I just learned that most Iraqis are Sunni Muslims whereas most Iranians are Shiite Muslims. Here’s why I think the war with Iran will go very differently than the war with Iraq….(1/23)

06.03.2026 02:52 👍 631 🔁 52 💬 17 📌 2
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Never forget that this what The Washington Post said when Noem was nominated.

06.03.2026 02:45 👍 12783 🔁 2845 💬 740 📌 182

The fact that Kristi Noem's relentless plastic surgery couldn't save her job, even in the MAGAverse, signals that feminism has achieved its goals.

06.03.2026 02:37 👍 968 🔁 93 💬 29 📌 3

RFK Jr. said of Dunkin’: “There’s simply too much sugar in their iced coffee and have you seen their toilet seats?”

06.03.2026 01:21 👍 514 🔁 40 💬 21 📌 7

Kristi Noem’s swashbuckling approach to homeland security raised eyebrows in some circles

06.03.2026 01:09 👍 500 🔁 24 💬 20 📌 3

A vegetarian café in the deep blue SeaTac airport might seem like a strange place to meet Trump supporters. But over the din of a tense discussion about allergen statements, you can hear whisper that DEI is the reason that Portobello French dip is $24.

05.03.2026 22:37 👍 375 🔁 23 💬 14 📌 4

Kristi Noem’s firing could have a chilling effect on cabinet members’ ability to award nine-figure no-bid contracts to their cronies.

05.03.2026 22:34 👍 1035 🔁 145 💬 23 📌 4

I've long felt that 'Wayne' as a middle name is a cursed name (e.g. 'John Wayne Gacy'). That McMullin doesn't even take a breath or pause between 'Mark' and the rest of it? Not a good sign.

Should we be asking about his browser history and the crawlspaces under his home?

05.03.2026 19:48 👍 289 🔁 19 💬 15 📌 1

Kristi Noem has learned her lesson.

by Susan Collins

05.03.2026 20:02 👍 1482 🔁 152 💬 25 📌 7

Kristi Noem's DHS killed Americans, stole their property, deported the wrong people, siphoned taxpayer money to her political allies, defied court orders, and ferried her aide/lover on taxpayer-funded jets. To bring America together, Democrats must pledge to never prosecute her for any of this.

05.03.2026 20:01 👍 902 🔁 112 💬 18 📌 6

Corey Lewandowski to begin affair with Markwayne Mullin

05.03.2026 20:01 👍 2768 🔁 436 💬 71 📌 27

Kristi Noem to join Harvard Institute of Politics

05.03.2026 20:00 👍 668 🔁 37 💬 17 📌 2

A gas station in deep blue Washington, DC might seem like a strange place to meet Trump supporters. But beneath the propulsive go-go strains of Chuck Brown, you can hear whispers that DEI, not the war in Iran, is the reason gas prices jumped 30 cents a gallon overnight.

05.03.2026 20:00 👍 357 🔁 13 💬 6 📌 2