Hyacinth

> klein bottle > look inside > outside (closeup of a cat peering down at the camera)

Drafts 7d this post isn't any good either. to the drafts folder with you 7d file this one under N.G.P. ... Not a Good Post! 7d p.u. – this post stinks to high heaven! 7d this post is just plain not good enough to publish, and that's that 7d this post is no good. forget the draft folder – stick this one in the garbage can! 7d oh, what's the use 7d this is a TERRIBLE post! no one will like it! 7d dang it

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the only way to improve Star Trek: TNG would be if they'd give each major character an episode where they fucked a ghost trapped in a candle

I present, from the Railexco Contractor Committee,
The Ultimate (cursed) Railcar.
RDC Slumber Dome RPO Bar Bag Lounge Obs

you may be pleased to learn that there are several different space widths available in unicode to fine-tune the subtlety of this joke. compare:
"cal l" with a normal space
"cal l" with a thin space (U+2009)
"cal l" with a hair space (U+200A)
"call" with no space
there are wider spaces as well.

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE JON REPORTS IT IS “COLD AS BALLS” OUTSIDE Bluesky personality also describes weather as “colder than balls” NEW YORK – Jon Bois (@jonbois.bsky.social) released the following statement Saturday afternoon at approximately 1:30 p.m. local time: “It’s cold as balls outside today. It’s supposed to get even colder, too.” Minutes later, Bois issued a second statement: “It’s colder than balls out there. You really gotta bundle up, because it’s as cold as balls out there.” Media Contact: Jon Bois (operator, @jonbois.bsky.social Bluesky account) ###

bullshit. I dare you to find a single person who was exploded by a direct RPG blast to the torso and has anything negative to say about the experience.

this is why you should *never* hit someone with an rpg. it’s dangerous, it’s shitty, and it’s wrong

The Cirenaica neighbourhood in Bologna, developed as a working-class area during the first three decades of the 20th century, is an interesting example of how the principle of "environmental areas" is applied deliberately even when a full through grid could be established

lord help me, I'm quoting Zizek in next week's episode

The difference between a linguist and a normal person is that a normal person thinks that Chomsky should’ve stuck to linguistics and a linguist thinks he shouldn’t have done that either

meowing in her LinkedIn DMs

a skilled ER nurse with a deep sense of civic responsibility is exactly the kind of person you want carrying a firearm.

every ICE employee should be barred from touching anything deadlier than a butter knife for the rest of their natural lives.

Nuremberg trials for ICE is the moderate position

just a comprehensive failure to meet the moment

Scott Adams died the way he lived: as the owner of a house with a swimming pool shaped like Dilbert's head

We really should try to elevate the conversation about the nitty-gritty of urban integration of transit modes beyond the "I love grassy tram tracks" level. We urgently need it.

for nfl teams like the pittsburgh steelers and houston texans, football is the name of the game

they say a picture is worth a thousand words. in this case the words are "get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get f ... (1/3)

there is no positive route forward for the United States without mass arrests and trials for DHS employees

Pierre Poilievre & @PierrePoilievre•4h X Congratulations to President Trump on successfully arresting narco-terrorist and socialist dictator Nicolas Maduro, who should live out his days in prison. The legitimate winner of the most recent Venezuelan elections, Edmundo González, should take office along with the courageous hero and voice of the Venezuelan people, María Corina Machado. Down with socialism. Long live freedom.

Jason Kenney I*I L • • @jkenney • 9h Amazing! The brutal dictator Maduro has been taken into custody by the United States. Full credit it where it is due, to President Trump and the brilliant US military. A truly great day for the long suffering people of Venezuela, including the 9 million Venezuelan refugees who have fled the catastrophe of "Bolivarian socialism." A great day for freedom. A terrible day for the "warmth of collectivism." ¡Viva la libertad! ¡Viva Venezuela libre ! a

Imagine licking the boot of a president who's threatened to annex your country multiple times.

They like Trump and want to help him. Playbook is "the comeback kid"

when i am elected president i promise to commit heinous crimes against humanity in every country except one, who I'll shower with blessing and retire to once i get forced out of office