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It’s true

can't stop saying this

Sun Tzu (D-NY) - “When your enemy is making a mistake, fix it for him at great cost to yourself.”

you draw up that ad for amtrak?
sure did boss, diarrhea money shot just like you asked

Nothing is Stranger than Fiction is now LIVE on Kickstarter! I am drawing 3 pages in this too, a really fun concept! Check it out, and hopefully support it.

The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."

in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy

ugh... yuck... you had a good time?! ever heard of being pissed off all the time???

gross...

Trying very hard not to give in to despair today but I’m tired grandpa

If I had a nickel for every time Franz Ferdinand was involved in the precursor events of a world war, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice

Someone in the comments helpfully pointed out that the movie with EN subs is on Youtube, but did not post a link. Here it is! www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zp4...
Bob's out with another rare artifact, watch that and then the movie if you're inclined ☺️

Love is a basic human right🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
Gender shouldn’t draw any lines.
Why does the world make something so natural feel so hard?
Let’s hold hands and shout it loud—love should be free for everyone.
love is love♡

Great, I hope everybody loses

feel like the kid making the plastic bag speech in American Beauty when i notice the snow melts faster around my septic tank than anywhere else in the yard

some glittering snom, the cute ice bug pokemon.

glitterbugs #pokemon

Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that “it’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”

international women’s day

happy international womens day

Screenshot from the video game Persona 4. In the halls of Yasogami High, the protagonist talks to a male student labeled "Stylish student". His dialogue window reads: "Hanging out with women, going on dates with them, that's fine. Killing them? Not so much."

happy international women's day

I give the robot exactly one try before giving up and doing it myself.

And lately if feel like its gotten worse and the robot fails more than 50% of the time.

🩷 ɪᴛ'ꜱ ꜱᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴇꜰꜰᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ! 🩷

When You were partying

I drank from the HOSE

When you were having premarital sex

I drank from the HOSE

While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity

I drank from the HOSE

And now that the world is on fire and you're thirsty you have the audacity to come to me for help?

It’s giving Dobis PR

Owwkayy dayyuuuudddd

Every lengthy write-up on "lessons learned" after someone lets an AI process delete their database or all their emails reads like this to me