Nzinga...Duh

That smile...Those teeth!

Everybody's so creative!

No. We'll continue to send each other memes on IG just like we did when we were sitting 4 feet apart watching the game Saturday

I have a dream that one day my best friend and I will have a Bestie Complex. She'll have the main house and I'll be in the guest house.

I won't lie to you.

It was almost 70 today.

Also, I think the fireworks were actually my neighbor's TV

Y'all still got snow?

Why TF are there fireworks going off at not even 8pm on a Monday night?!?!

Nah, this is a prime example of why I fled Cincy.

I feel your pain, buddy. It's raining here today 😞

Having chronic headaches/migraines is so ghetto

Send help!

Bitch, I got the muthafuckin hiccups

Not me going out at 9pm. And I look AND smell good, too? I must think I'm grown

Do it! I went to Nice and explored the French Riviera

Same. However, I only had 2 to wrap

Imagine not liking me

This morning's Spotify playlist was all #MariahCarey
1. Mi Todo
2. Vanishing
3. Everything Fades Away
4. Crybaby

The taste, I tell you

Oh, good

Wait ... I didn't mean for that to be so bitchy. I've been drinking

If only I had a VCR or fuck to give

My best friend & I really be on some bullshit

Ma'am this is a sports bar I Orlando. Please sit down with your Terrible Towel

Am I becoming a "Fly, Eagles Fly" gal? Please, Lord, no. I can't handle being emotionally invested in sports teams at my big age

So, the best friend & I made it out to Tom's Watch Bar for Sunday Football. Apparently Santa lets the elves go south on Sundays. Who knew?

You absolutely 100 percent should

Yes, I had chili at home

Look at God. Went to Chipotle for a late dinner. They were out of black beans, so I just left and saved my money.

I should not have to turn my heat on! What was the point of moving to Florida if I'm going to be cold?