Ela Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)

If you've ever had Feelings about lesbians but you feel like you're not allowed because you're a man, maybe this one is for you

All pussy and no pop

As someone who hasn't seen the show: what's the reason?

And the follow-up

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hey I wrote a new essay that I'm sure will not upset anyone for any reason

It's called "How To Violate The Prime Directive"

I'd just sit there the whole time going "why are you making this character bland and dull he's got SO MUCH SHIT GOING ON YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ALSO 𝘚𝘏𝘌'𝘚 𝘕𝘖𝘛 𝘞𝘏𝘐𝘛𝘌

I'm excited for you :) once in a lifetime opportunity

Post_it.kermit

Harlequin. He leaned into the jester energy a lot in the 80's and 90's and I miss when he was a playful hotshot, and I think that works with a checkered version of his old outfit

DRIVES ME UP THE WALL

One of my most persistent pet peeves is people confidently claiming the 'two guards' riddle is easy, showing they don't even grasp the premise.

You have one question, not unlimited; and the goal isn't to find the liar, it's to find which of two doors won't kill you if you step through it.

If the US Democrats choose a candidate that opposes Genocide they will win. Unfortunately I suspect they will try and win with a candidate that supports Genocide. AGAIN.

The thing about the Firefly reboot is that it won't be well received with mainstream and leftist audiences and so they'll seek and find their funding and audience on the right, so look forward to a couple more episodes about Jayne

this wasn't about firefly
I don't know a single person excited about that

Lmao yeah

Yeah but you made it to act 3 so was he wrong

I think every healthy relationship has at least three things: two people who love each other very much, and the cast of Lord of the Rings

Yoo

Gonna be real Abigail I'll watch this one when the exhaustion is just in my eyes and not in my bones

Marvel Officially Announces X-Men Hero's New Codename for the Avengers' New Appearance As the Avengers return, they're bringing an iconic X-Men hero with them. But will you recognize the hero with a new codename and costume?

I love article headers like this because you go "omg are they renaming Magneto? Are they renaming Nightcrawler?" and then the character in question is Cannonball

Inordinately proud of this one. Unreasonably so

I've mentioned that I stand by all queer people, and that includes the large gay men who talk about being large gay men over and over again but y'know.

Bears repeating.

Oh I made it up

Two ferrets cuddling together in a blanket. Both looking at the camera with mouth agape.

They are such fascinating creatures.

Everyday I ask, why are you silly? Why are you so long?

They respond, “we evolved for the tunnels”

I reply, “Thank you for being in my life.”

They’re putting me in the pneumatic tube tomorrow

Places to go

Casey i am nibbling on the furniture i am genuinely very excited for this video

I'm very close to finishing the script! I'm so close I can taste it. Now I know you're probably wondering, how big is the script if it's taking me this long? Haha, don't think about it. I've already lost the run of myself.

I was trying to think of, like, funny things to overhear walking down the street and “Lisa! You have to take me back! I’m emotionally mature now!” is definitely up there

I'm making up for it by having two of them

What's up?