A tweet from @BaraPlainNTall that reads: This is your occasional reminder that the BLUEY episode “Sleepytime” is 8 lovely minutes of impeccable, beautiful television.
I’m off to hear an orchestra play Holst’s The Planets tonight, which features in the best 8 minutes of television ever produced.
Go watch the BLUEY episode “Sleepytime”!
The text of a poem written by the account holder: Blood moon The first wonder of the night was the moon itself, dark and purple-red like a bruise, strange and still and silent. The second wonder was us unshod on the cool grass, aware of the infinite cosmos, looking up in mouthless awe. The third wonder was our little pics of blurry dots (unimpressive, unremarkable) sprinkled on the internet. Each a disappointment, but each a small request to be noticed — a tiny bruise.
Are we allowed to write poems?
The poster for THE TESTAMENT OF ANN LEE
🤷🏳️🌈 #HowGayIs THE TESTAMENT OF ANN LEE? It has 2 gays and some man butts
Both this film and HAMNET have ye olde women experiencing the prolonged horrors of childbirth and grief. One cures it by going to a play. The other by founding a religion based on celibacy and arm grunting
Loved them both
Who are the other 4?
You’re very kind. Thank you
You get it
A drawing on a post-it of Gecqua, a little lizard guy from Pokémon
Everyone was loving all over the owl one and the dog one. So I drew this guy
(Apologies to Pokémon anatomists if I got anything wrong. I’m just tryna have some fun)
#LookAtMyDoodle
I’d look amazing in this fit
I know I have the body of a weak and feeble woman; but I have the heart and stomach of a king
And she’s right
Kesha did it
Another good strategy (which helped me win in days of yore) is “How many boys on this team would I smooch?” Largest number is the winning team
But it is nice to finish all your crafts and then sit back to do your annual rewatch of The Muppets’ Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras. Beaker’s Joel Creasey is a highlight
Christmas is often a terrible time surrounded by people you can’t stand who you’re supposed to love while cheesy music plays incessantly and everywhere is crowded and it’s actually just a good-vibes-covered shell for rampant commercialism and capitalism
Willow, a beautiful grey pug
A post-it drawing of Willow, a beautiful grey pug
@jimmmyybear.bsky.social’s beautiful girl, Willow
#LookAtMyDoodle
Diva!!!
I used to be a high school English teacher, and I hate the book. So Emerald Fennell can do what she wants to the text
But there’s an upper-class-straight-woman archness in her movies that is THIS CLOSE 🤏 to shocking and high camp, but isn’t
I’ll keep watching her movies, but I’ll keep wanting more
The poster for “WUTHERING HEIGHTS”
🤷🏳️🌈 #HowGayIs “WUTHERING HEIGHTS”? It’s not. This expensive, decorative sex-melodrama aspires to transgressive camp, but falls short. It’s fine. It’s a love story about an insular group of untreated mentally ill people unavoidably ruining each other’s lives — which might be the gayest part about it
Jujubee from Drag Race saying “Just say 🏳️🌈”
The account holder — white, bearded and 49 — standing in front of an orange wall
Early mark!
an ending-texts-with-lol and ending-texts-with-haha discordant relationship
No audience participation. I’ve never seen it screened here before
100-foot Liza stomping Nazis along the Friedrichstraße while slowly and ominously singing ‘Mein Herr’
Mine too. It was an unexpected surprise in the movie listings. And a wonderful treat
You’re only allowed to sing if you can do the choreography too
We really do! It was at least 17 per cent better than watching it on my phone
The poster for CABARET (1972)
Saw CABARET at the pictures tonight
You might not have heard, because they just won’t tell you, but great movies really are even better on the big screen
A photo of a young Margot Robbie in a school uniform
No, but, do I look wuthered, miss? Do I look wuthered though?
Polyamory exists, Shamus. Be the toxic third that breaks up the original couple
White boy with a big beard and white boy with a moustache cuddling cutely in cinema seating
Pictured: the spiritually gay and autistic apes who went and seen PRIMATE last night. // @bara.bsky.social
