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Okay, that got a laugh out of me. Thank you!

I go to the local queer bar on TRANS night to meet TRANS WOMEN and keep getting hit on by CIS MEN.

Just my fuckin' luck... 🙃

Ugggh I wanna take a dip in a hot tub so baddddd

2026 nuclear family meme— featuring Fritzi as Neurodivergent Aunt, Sluggo as Sluggo, Nancy as Daughter, Nancy Jr as Woke Dog

As a Neurodivergent Aunt with a Woke Dog, I can confirm this is accurate.

"I'm not being booked properly in AEW, so I'm going to go to WWE!" has always been the most ass-backwards mentality to me. WWE is even MORE notorious for abandoning talent to catering and you really expect better booking there?

Danhausen just speed-ran the signing-to-catering pipeline, jfc...

OH. MY. GOD.

PUT IT DI-RECT-LY INTO MY VEINSSSSS

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I haven't read it myself (yet), but there's a sapphic Arcane fanfiction that's set in an alternate universe where the characters are rising hockey stars that's highly praised and MEGA popular. Might be worth a look:

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When a new species of Spinosaurus is published, but you find out one of the authors is in the Epstein files and it completely tanks any excitement for the shiny new dino...

Me, when I my order of Canadian cheesy fries & gravy gets messed up and they don't offer me a refund:

Rage Against the Poutine.

I felt this REAL BAD before I transitioned. I still feel it now sometimes, but not quite as badly. I wish I could offer any actionable steps to help reduce it.

Just know, you always have a real friend in me. 🫂

Yes! Yes she did. While at an all-ages play. Potentially in full view of minors.

Y'know what's funny? I've been doing the 'black upper lip' thing for years, and folks always compliment me by calling it a 'Shego Lip.' And yet...I have never seen a single episode of Kim Possible in my life!

I got the idea from Scorpia in the Netflix She-Ra reboot!

Addendum: Because I mentioned him, Robert Bakker is one of the genuine GOATs of the field of paleontology, and is everything Jack Horner wishes he was. A personal hero of mine, and as far as I'm aware, NOT in the files.

🧵(end) 4. This is the guy who made "T.rex is a dumb scavenger" such a prevalent thing, despite it being an incredibly flimsy, provably false notion. He's also the guy who said "Triceratops is just a juvenile of another species," also false.

In short, bad paleo takes.

🧵 3. Being a shameless media hound. Dude would go to news outlets with his hypotheses before going to peers with them for review. Which is bad, because...

🧵 2. Being a petty bitch. He used his influence with the Jurassic movies to have one of his professional rivals, Robert Bakker, depicted in the film as a self-important blowhard who gets eaten by a T.rex.

🧵 1. Being a creep with women. This was known even before the Epstein allegations came to light. The biggest example is marrying a 19-year old STUDENT of his when he was in his 60s.

🧵 For some additional context, the main name in the files is Jack Horner, a guy who used to be lauded in the field as a pioneer in dinosaur parental care research and the go-to scientific consultant for the Jurassic Park movies. Since then, his reputation plummeted for a number of reasons:

The current state of AI feels like choosing your Mass Effect 3 ending.

The best choice is Synthesis (AI as a mundane data parsing tool for human workers), the AI companies are forcing Control (AI as a full replacement for workers & artists), and their push for Control has consumers wanting Destroy.

But if he moves on from tumblr to WaPo, do we at least get smut back on tumblr?

Just trying to find the silver lining. And smut.

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Slow-blinking at cats has become such a habit for me that I sometimes slow-blink at dogs as well.

Sign says T4T bar and grill

went here and everyone said they love and support you

I came across this meme recently that helped me feel a lot less helpless and worthless. I may not be any good as a Tank or Fighter, but I am an -excellent- Bard.

Hold up, is Bakker in the files too?

So I know that "debate" between Ana Kasparian & Just Pearly Things is going viral, and yes it's cathartic to see Pearl get shredded.

But before you go glazing Kasparian, keep in mind that she has a history of racism & transphobia going back years. She's trash too, just more articulate trash.

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Also, they're hiring attendants for $18/hr!

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